BUSH LEAGUE TV complied a list of the greatest sports dream jobs. (Uh, other than being the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders’ massage therapist because that one is too easy.)
Equipment Manager, Oakland A’s, 1980’s:
It’s an easy day at work…pick up a bag of drugs, some ankle tape, some toilet paper and a vat of Old Spice on your way to the ballpark…the pay is mediocre but the parties are insane and you’ll probably get to write a book if you live through it.
Power Forward, Chicago Bulls, 1980’s and 1990’s:
You are the back-up to the greatest basketball player who ever lived. Stay loose my friend, we need 7 good minutes so MJ can cold kick it live with Luther Campbell for a bit before he jets in the early 4th quarter. Remember, you have fouls to give.General Manager, Green Bay PACKERS, 1960’s and 1970’s:
It’s easy, do what Lombardi says as fast as you can. Make sure the paperwork gets done right. Voila. You are a champion.
The one about the Oakland A’s equipment manager is pretty damn funny.
