EPIC CARNIVAL compiled a small group of the worst athlete bobbleheads (i.e. bobbleheads that don’t actually resemble the athlete).
Take a look at the Dirk Nowitzki bobblehead:
What the hell is that on his face? I’m sure The Diggler was absolutely thrilled to see a bobblehead that depicted him as a rent-for-kids-birthdays circus clown. If it wasn’t for the #41 on his jersey, I would truly have to guess “Shawn Bradley” before I’d say Dirk’s name.
Oh…that’s right. The knee-high shoes should have been the dead giveaway. And again with the lipstick. What’s with that?
Jesus, that’s one freaky bobblehead.
