Month: July 2008 (Page 27 of 39)

Favre has become that girl that used to play your heart like a fiddle

So now Brett Favre wants the Packers to release him. Apparently he’s a little upset that the Packers haven’t exactly rolled out the welcome mat for his return and now he wants to have a “mutual parting.”

Favre wants a mutual parting rather than having to force the Packers’ hand by writing a letter to request his reinstatement to the active 80-man roster. Under league policy, the team would have to comply or release him.

Cook’s letter did suggest that Favre’s accomplishments for the franchise merited the team honoring his request to be released, also asking that the action be taken “with no strings attached.” Favre does not want to be traded, sources said, because he wants the freedom of choice to play for any other franchise.

Remember that girl you used to date that no matter what she did or said, you’d always take her back because of how she made you feel and how much she meant to you? That’s Brett Favre to the Packers. Every year now he wants to break up and peruse other things, only to want to get back together a short time later. And every year the Packers take him back because of how he makes them feel and how much he’s always meant to them.

Well now the Packers have had enough. They think Aaron Rodgers has something to offer and they’re sick of fickle Favre. They’re tired of always wondering if Brett will come back, so they’re moving on. And you know what? I don’t blame them. They can’t do this every year and if Favre is upset that they won’t welcome him back with open arms, then he needs a wake up call.

On top of that, it sure as hell seems that Favre wants to play for another franchise, so the Packers should release him and be done with the situation. Sorry Packer fans, but this circus has to end. I know he is the Green Bay Packers and I still firmly believe he would be better option in 2008 than Rodgers, but enough is enough already.

Travis Henry and marijuana just fits, folks

According to a FOX affiliate in Colorado, former Broncos’ running back Travis Henry has tested positive again for the hippie juice.

“He is coming up for a year suspension,” the source told Josina Anderson.

This is the second time Henry is facing a possible one-year suspension from the NFL.

On December 4, 2007, the 29-year-old Henry successfully appealed a previous positive marijuana test result of 21 nanograms/milliliter. Henry’s attorneys demonstrated a lapse in the NFL’s discovery process when the league failed to turn over all of Henry’s test results from within a two-week period of his offending sample.

Steve Zissou, one of Henry’s attorneys at the time, told Fox 31 Sports that Henry had a negative test result four days prior to testing positive as well.

“There are false positives in the world of testing,” Zissou said at that time.

Now Henry faces a long road of defending himself again should he choose to do so.

False positives? Good luck. Considering the Broncos produce 1,000-yard rushers like Henry produces babies, the team was wise to dump this clown when they did.

10 Most Famous Sports Fans

THE LOVE OF SPORTS comprised a list dedicated to you, crazy sports fan, ranking the top 10 most famous sports fans of all time.

5. Morganna The Kissing Bandit
This buxom blond was famous in the ‘70s and ‘80s for running onto the field at baseball games in a skimpy outfit and planting a big smooch on a player’s lips. Her first “victim” was Pete Rose during a game at Riverfront Stadium in 1971. Some of the other athletes she puckered up to were George Brett, Cal Ripken, Jr., Don Mattingly, Nolan Ryan and Charles Barkley. Morganna parlayed her fame into appearances on both the Johnny Carson and David Letterman shows.

1. Steve Bartman
The Cubs led the Marlins 3-0 in the eighth inning of Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS and were just five outs away from advancing to the World Series for the first time since 1945. It was then that Luis Castillo hit a pop foul down the left field line. Cubs’ left fielder Moises Alou reached into the stands at “the not-so-friendly confines” of Wrigley Field to make the play, but Steve Bartman, a 26-year-old Cub fan, tried to catch the ball and inadvertently knocked it away from him. The Cubs fell apart after that, losing the game and the series. Bartman was lampooned by the media and became public enemy No. 1 in Chicago. Let it go Cub fans. Blaming this guy for the ‘03 collapse is as ridiculous as attributing 100 years of futility to a billy goat.

Doesn’t George Brett look like Woody (Harrelson) from Cheers in that picture? And I agree with TLOS – Cubs fans need to let the whole Bartman thing go. It’s almost as annoying as Red Sox fans blaming Bill Buckner for everything that has ever went wrong for the Red Sox, their fans or the city of Boston.

Police: Jags’ Jones cutting cocaine with credit card

There’s more to the Matt Jones-drug arrest that occured early Thursday morning. Apparently the genius was found cutting cocaine with Foot Locker credit card.

Jones, 25, as well as two other men, were inside a Toyota 4Runner in Fayetteville just after 12:40 a.m. Thursday when officers approached. In a report, officers allege they saw a card covered in a white powder in Jones’ lap as he used a Foot Locker credit card to scrape it.

Officers opened the door and ordered Jones to put his hands in the air. According to the report, Jones kept his left hand out of view, forcing at least one officer to draw his handgun.
Jones, as well as Jared Hicks, 25, and Benjamin Cook, 26, were arrested. Hicks is also a former Razorback.

Officers say they searched the sport-utility vehicle and found a plastic bag filled with a white substance that tested positive for cocaine and a jar with possible marijuana residue inside.
Officers questioned Jones, who acknowledged the white powder was cocaine, the police report said.

Police said 6 grams of cocaine were found. The threshold for potential charges of possession with intent to deliver is 1 gram. However, prosecutor John Threet said there is no evidence that Jones intended to deal the drug.

Let’s look at the bright side here. Police said that Jones didn’t drop any of the coke on the ground when they arrested him. That’s more than the Jags can say when Jones is on the field, trying to catch the football.

Friday Morning Headliners: Morneau’s big night

– Justin Morneau went off on the Tigers Thursday night, collecting five hits including a home run in the 11th to give the Twins a 7-6 victory in extra innings. Interesting enough, Morneau finished 5 for 5 with two doubles, but only knocked in one RBI. One would think he would have had more ribbies in a 5 for 5 performance.

– Want another five hit performance? Try Hanley Ramirez, who went 5 for 6 for the Marlins in Florida’s 5-4 win over the Dodgers. Ramirez mirrored Morneau’s performance, hommering in the top of the 11th to give the Fish an extra innings victory.

– The Mets are on a tear again, collecting their sixth straight in a 7-3 win over the Giants. Fernando Tatis went 3 for 5 with four RBI and a dinger.

– The acquisition of C.C. Sabathia has obviously lifted the Brewers, who are now 7-3 in their last 10 games. Dave Bush struck out a season-high 13 batters, yielding just one run off four hits in Milwaukee’s 11-1 trouncing of the Rockies.

– Howie Kendrick went 3 for 5 with two dingers, three RBI and three runs scored in the Halos’ 11-10 win over Rangers in 11 innings. Josh Hamilton also hit his 21st home run in the loss.

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