TIRICO SUAVE has the answer to the Boston Red Sox and Green Bay Packers’ problems regarding Manny Ramirez and Brett Favre. Just trade the two superstars for each other and call it a day.
Manny wouldn’t know the difference. Ship him to Green Bay, have ‘new’ manager Mike McCarthy hold a morning meeting explaining to Manny that the rules and strategy of baseball have been completely modified. He’ll be excited as if he were in gym class and it was a new school week and was time to move on and play a different sport. And playing in Wisconsin, he’s certainly guaranteed to lead the league in snow angel production, definitely this kind maybe even of this sort.
As far as Favre and the Packers go, it’s a win-win. He gets traded out of conference and to a contender and when it comes to men who are revered for playing like children, there’s simply no way Favre doesn’t at least equal David Eckstein’s production. You’re looking at a rich man’s Joe McEwing at worst.
The idea is so simple and brilliant not to work. And TS is right – Manny wouldn’t no the difference.
