Month: June 2008 (Page 34 of 40)

Athletes that would steal your girlfriend

The Love of Sports lists 10 professional athletes that would gank your girlfriend right from under your nose.

7. Manny Ramirez
There’s no telling what the absentminded, unpredictable Ramirez will do with your wife or girlfriend. They could disappear into the Green Monster or he may leave her naked, tarred and feathered. Regardless of the scenario, you can complain to anybody you want and you’ll get the same response, “That’s just Manny being Manny.”

5. LeBron James
He’s the young, wealthy, charismatic face of the NBA. Even women who don’t follow sports know him as just the second man to ever grace the cover of Vogue Magazine. Every girl grows up wanting to be a princess and they know that by snagging King James they can skip straight to queen.

4. Derek Jeter/Tom Brady
These All-American boys top every girl’s list of sexiest athletes. They’re handsome, charming and have seven championships rings between them. Neither of these playas would have any trouble adding your girl’s name to their little black books, which already includes Mariah Carey, Jordana Brewster, Jessica Alba, Gisele Bundchen and Bridget Moynahan.

1. Alex Rodriguez
The Yankee third baseman is the best home run hitter in the game – and you know chicks dig the long ball. Ladies drool over his sexy lips and muscular physique. And if that’s not enough to scare you, there are about 300 million other reasons you shouldn’t let your girl within 50 feet of A-Rod.

I’m shocked Randy Johnson didn’t make the list, if only for the “Big Unit” reference.

Ron Artest’s strange decision

Everyone knows that Ron Artest is an odd guy. He marches to the beat of a different drummer. He’s a few crackers short of a picnic. I could go on.

His agent, Mark Stevens, told the Sacramento Bee that his client is leaning towards not opting out of the final year of his contract, which would pay him $8.5 million. (Note: A number of news organizations have been saying that his salary next season will be $7.4 M, but I go by Hoopshype.com, and they show $8.5 M. He made $7.8 M last season, and these contracts usually don’t decrease over time.)

“If he opts out, it’s obvious we’re looking at a midlevel exception deal (approximately $6 million per season),” Mark Stevens said. “Ron fully understands that if he opts out, he runs the risk of Sacramento saying, OK, opt out, you can leave, and we won’t get nothing for you, or we can do a sign and trade.

“Or Ron runs the risk of knowing he’s open to the free market and he might get midlevel exception. All the cards are definitely on the table.”

First of all, I’d be extremely leery of leaving my business interests in the hands of a guy who says things like “and we won’t get nothing for you.” You’d think that avoiding double negatives would be a prerequisite to negotiating multi-million dollar contracts, but apparently, you’d be wrong.

Anyway, with all of Artest’s baggage, it’s understandable that his camp believes that a mid-level deal is the best he could do in the free market. Assuming we see the same salary increase as we did last summer, a mid-level deal would start at around $5.6 million per season. So, by opting out, Artest could be giving up $2.8 million next season.

However, there is always the chance that the Kings could work out a sign-and-trade, which would allow Artest to make something closer to his market value ($10-$12 M per season). Artest’s value is a bit depressed due to all of the baggage he brings with him, but he has been a good citizen since arriving in the Kings and the league has taken notice.

Regardless, if he were to opt-out, Artest would have the opportunity to join a contender willing to commit to a five-year mid-level deal. (Remember, Artest is only 28, so he should be effective for the remainder of his contract). Wouldn’t the Cavs like to add him? Even though he plays the same position as LeBron, both players are versatile, so they could play together on the wing. Plus, LeBron has the star power to keep Artest’s wackiness in check. Or how about the Lakers, who have a huge hole at small forward? It’s conceivable that they plan to slide Lamar Odom to the three once Andrew Bynum comes back, but if they had a chance to add Artest, it would allow the Lakers to let Odom go after his contract expires next season. The Spurs are another team that desperately needs some new blood, though they have been leery in the past of ruining their vaunted chemistry. Still, I don’t think Artest would be much of a distraction with Tim Duncan around.

Wouldn’t Artest rather play for one of these teams? The Kings probably aren’t going to re-sign him, so isn’t he just delaying the inevitable for a year? That, coupled with the security that a long-term contract would bring, makes his decision not to opt out a strange one. If Artest were to have a career-ending injury in the final year of his contract, he’d essentially lose the $20 million he could have locked up had he signed a long-term deal at the mid-level.

But hey, I’m just a sports blogger, not no sports agent.

Small forward still a sore spot for the Lakers

Almost a month ago, I posted my thoughts on the Lakers’ small forward situation. Last night, the problem reared its ugly head again.

In that post, I wrote the following:

I saw first-hand how [Vladimir] Radmanovic can shoot. He hit five or six straight threes in a playoff game when he was with the Clippers. But he is just lost defensively, and he doesn’t seem to be getting any better on that end of the court.

Radmanovic was 2-5 on the night, scoring five points and committing five fouls. He couldn’t keep up with Paul Pierce, especially at the beginning of the third quarter, when he allowed Pierce to score eight straight points (including an inexplicable four-point play), effectively squandering the Lakers’ five-point halftime lead.

The truth is that Radmanovic is in way over his head. He has no business starting in a NBA Finals or guarding Paul Pierce for any extended period of time. But his play is just a symptom of a bigger problem for the Lakers. Who can they trust to play alongside Derek Fisher, Kobe Bryant, Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol?

They were outrebounded by 13 last night, so they could go big and bring in Ronny Turiaf, sliding Odom to small forward. But then you have three guys who can’t shoot from the perimeter (Gasol, Odom and Turiaf), which will effectively clog the lane and hinder Kobe’s penetration. Lately, they’ve been going with Kobe at the three and Sasha Vujacic at off guard, but he was pretty bad last night (2-7 from the field, 1-3 from long range), and if he’s not knocking down jumpers, there’s no reason to have him on the court.

It was pretty obvious that the Celtics’ bench looked a lot more comfortable last night. Playing at home helps, but I think it has to do more with the relative seasoning; James Posey has already won a ring with the Heat, while P.J. Brown and Sam Cassell are a combined 97 years old. As for the Lakers, Jordan Farmar and Luke Walton seem to have lost a ton of confidence (or Phil Jackson has lost confidence in them). The duo played a combined 21 minutes last night and took a total of three shots.

There has been a lot of talk about how Kobe is able to singlehandedly lift his team out of an offensive slump, but it didn’t happen last night. He was 9-26 on the night, and was 1-5 (for four points) in the fourth quarter. Boston did a nice job of throwing help at him all night, forcing him to pass or to take tough, contested shots. And when he did find a teammate for an open jumper, they didn’t make the Celtics pay.

Bill Simmons’ take on Game 1

As regular readers know, Bill Simmons is a big Celtics fan and his recap has a couple of great bits.

Thursday night, the guys sitting next to me showed up halfway through the second quarter, spent the rest of the quarter taking pictures and saying things like, “Dude, check out Kobe,” disappeared at halftime and re-emerged during the third quarter with bags from the Celtics gift shop. From there, they proceeded to put on brand-new Celtics jerseys — one had Garnett, the other had Pierce — only they reacted happily every time Kobe did something. Thanks for coming, guys. It’s also worth mentioning that some soulless Boston fan sold his two courtsides right next to the Boston bench to two obnoxious L.A. fans who wore yellow Lakers jerseys and were hopefully beaten up after the game. I have stopped trying to figure out professional sports in the 21st century, I give up.

Shortly after Sam got pulled, there was a timeout and everyone was standing. I was watching the huddle and realized out of the corner of my eye that my Dad was inexplicably holding a small wad of bills in his hands and shuffling through them. There were a couple of 20s, a 10 and some ones. It’s not like he had $700 on him. He couldn’t have been counting them. I don’t know what was going on. When I asked him why he was shuffling through his cash, he simply shrugged and said, “I don’t know.” By the way, I am bringing defibrillator paddles to Game 2.

Much of the column is dedicated to Paul Pierce’s injury and “miraculous” recovery. It’s a pretty good description of what it was like to be a Celtics fan in the New Garden last night.

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