SPORTSbyBROOKS.com posts a story from the Nofolk Virginian-Pilot about multiple-screw up Marcus Vick being cited for a DUI in eastern Virginia.
According to Officer Chris Amos, police spokesman, a bicycle officer approached a couple arguing in a car in the 200 block of Granby Street around 2 a.m. Friday.
When the officer asked for the man’s identification the car took off at high speed, Amos said. A few minutes later another officer spotted the car and stopped it in the 300 block of Armistead Ave.
Vick, of the 5100 block of West Creek St., failed a sobriety test, Amos said, and was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, reckless driving and driving on a suspended license. The woman, identified as Delicia Lenora Cordon, 24, of Miami, was charged with being drunk in public.
So in Vick’s flee from justice, he only managed to drive a mile and a half down the street? That’s not running from the law; that’s more like jogging from the law.
That crazy Vick. He doesn’t even have the instincts to elude the authorities. No wonder he couldn’t stay in the league. What NFL team would take a guy that couldn’t even outrun the cops.
It’s safe to say at this point that Momma Vick produced two fine, upstanding gentlemen. One’s in jail for breeding pit bulls so he can bet on them in fights, while the other stomps on people’s legs during football games, brandishes a gun in a fast food parking lot and is getting cited for DUI’s. Outstanding.
