SPORTSbyBROOKS.com is down in San Antonio for college basketball’s finals between Memphis and Kansas, and they’ve put together a guide for FOXSports.com.

Finally, we would be remiss if we didn’t mention our favorite NCAA-inspired feature of the weekend. At least besides the Rick Majerus Memorial Nude Mayonnaise Wrestling Tournament.

That would be Hoop City (refreshed by Coca-Cola!), which is stationed at the downtown convention center.

The event has brought us hours and hours of fun and frivolity. One of our favorite areas was AT&T arena. Now, we were absolutely sure we would run into Kelvin Sampson inside the phone-inspired space.

And to think we only took one bathroom break during our five-hour stakeout at the charging station!

Also, in order to reach our Bexar County-required, two-Majerus-mention quota, we’re happy to report that his new line of sweat suits is apparently out.

We had the opportunity to model the prototype at Hoop City. It really is a technologically advanced piece of apparel.

Somehow, the drawstring becomes automatically undone at the sight of Michael Doleac.

Now, what would an unofficial guide to San Antonio be without a shot at Kelvin Sampson?