Month: December 2007 (Page 5 of 20)

LSU finds new strategy to beat Ohio State

The Cleveland Plain Dealer is reporting that Ohio State has suspended defensive backs Donald Washington and Eugene Clifford for the national championship game against LSU for violating team rules.

The loss of Clifford, a highly touted recruit from Cincinnati who has contributed almost nothing during his freshman year, is negligible. But the absence of Washington, who had emerged as a reliable starter during his sophomore year, will reshuffle the entire secondary when the Buckeyes face LSU on Jan. 7.

Expect freshman Chimdi Chekwa, who has played well at times but who also was beaten for some big plays in one-on-one coverage against Illinois, to take Washington’s corner spot when Ohio State plays its base defense.

I don’t want to tell Les Miles how to do his job or anything, but he might want to consider throwing directly at Chekwa’s side once, twice, maybe even 17 times over the course of the championship game. Something tells me that a freshman defensive back starting in the biggest game of the season might be an easy target to throw on – especially with future first-rounder Malcolm Jenkins defending the other side.

Update: Check that, now FOX Sports.com is reporting that only Clifford will be suspended and not Washington (the starter).

Piece of Red Sox fans die

The dog of Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon apparently likes to chew on baseballs. That’s not really a big deal…except when one of the balls is the one that sealed the final victory of the 2007 Word Series.

The confusion over the fate of the baseball from the final out of the 2007 World Series is apparently over, courtesy of one of the oldest excuses in the book.

Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon said his dog ate the ball, the Hattiesburg (Md.) American newspaper reported.

“My dog ate it,” Papelbon said, the Hattiesburgh-American reported. “He plays with baseballs like they are his toys. … He jumped up one day on the counter and snatched it. He likes rawhide. He tore that thing to pieces.

“I’ll keep what’s left of it.”

Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek had given Papelbon the ball after the closer got the final out of Game 4 of the World Series against the Colorado Rockies, completing a sweep that gave Boston its second title in three seasons.

About 1,000 Red Sox fans just jumped off the Boston Bridge.

Shilling: Shut up, shut up, shut up!

If Roger Clemens is found guilty of taking performance-enhancing drugs, Curt Shilling wants him to give up his four Cy Young awards.

“If he doesn’t do that then there aren’t many options as a fan for me other than to believe his career 192 wins and three Cy Youngs he won prior to 1997 were the end,” Schilling wrote Wednesday in his blog, 38pitches.com. “From that point on the numbers were attained through using [performance-enhancing drugs]. Just like I stated about Jose [Canseco], if that is the case with Roger, the four Cy Youngs should go to the rightful winners, and the numbers should go away if he cannot refute the accusations.”

“Can you separate what Barry is accused of from what Roger is accused of?” Schilling said. “If … both of these men end up being caught, what does that say about this game, us as athletes and the future of the sport and our place in it? The greatest pitcher and greatest hitter of all time are currently both being implicated, one is being prosecuted, for events surrounding and involving the use of performance enhancing drugs. That [stinks]. … The sport needs fixing.”

I don’t disagree with Shilling; I’m just tired of hearing his opinion. It seems like every time there’s an issue in Major League Baseball, there’s Shilling to offer his wisdom. The only thing I want to know from you Curt, is if the bloody sock was fake or not. If you’re guilty, I want the 2004 World Series taken away from the Boston Red Sox.

T.O. to Jessica Simpson: Stay away!

I surmised on an earlier thread that the presence of Jessica Simpson’s mammaries may have had something to do with Tony Romo’s pitiful performance against the Eagles on Sunday. It turns out that Terrell Owens agrees, sort of.

He wouldn’t point to any specific body part, but he feels that Simpson’s presence as a whole had something to do with Romo’s bad play.

“Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite – in this locker room or in Texas Stadium,” Owens said Wednesday.

“With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away.”

I wonder if Packer Nation could get together and arrange for Ms. Simpson to attend each of Romo’s last two games. It sure would be nice to get home field advantage for the playoffs.

Fooled you!

Early Wednesday morning it appeared that Bill Parcells would be heading to the Atlanta Falcons to become the V.P. of football operations. By Wednesday afternoon, Parcells changed his mind and is now considering an offer to join the Miami Dolphins front office.

Team owner Arthur Blank issued the following statement:

“Late last night it was revealed to the media by a source outside the Falcons that we were close to reaching an agreement with Bill Parcells to lead the club’s football operations.

Prior to the information becoming public, we had reached an agreement in principle with Parcells, and we met with him this morning to complete the contract. At that time, we were made aware by Parcells that he was considering a revised offer from the Miami Dolphins. He later informed us that he would not be signing a contract with us.

Shocker, you mean Bill Parcells changed his mind? Wait three more hours and word will spread that he’s heading into the NHL or something. At least the fleebag waited until Arthur Blank got on a plane and traveled all the way up to New York before telling him that he changed his mind. It’s not as if Blank hasn’t had enough problems to deal with this year.

Update: Parcells signed a four-year contract to become the Dolphins’ executive vice president of football operations. If he completes two of those four years, I’ll be shocked.

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