For Sale: Putrid (and we mean that in the best sense): Miami Dolphins franchise.
Asking Price: $19.99, but willing to negotiate.
Additional Parts: Will throw in a 1972 Miami Dolphins poster (you know they went undefeated that year, right?), one (1) Don Shula autographed place mat from “Shula’s Restaurant” and one (1) Mercury Morris.
Description: This wonderful offer is for the current Miami Dolphins organization. This team may be 42 years old, but it’s still in mint condition. Sure, at 0-13 it doesn’t sound like a great offer, but think about the location of the franchise and who wouldn’t want to wear teal full time? This is a re-builders dream and remember, we once had Dan Marino!
Warning: Needs new quarterback, offensive line and an entire defense. No buy backs.
