In the first MLB blockbuster of the offseason, the Detroit Tigers acquired All-Star third basemen Miguel Cabrera and pitcher Dontrelle Willis from the Marlins in exchange for several young prospects, including 20-year old outfielder Cameron Maybin and pitcher Andrew Miller

Chew on this:

1. Curtis Granderson
2. Placido Polanco
3. Miguel Cabrera
4. Magglio Ordonez
5. Gary Sheffield
6. Carlos Guillen
7. Edgar Renteria
8. Ivan Rodriguez
9. Jacque Jones

And:

1. Justin Verlander
2. Kenny Rogers
3. Dontrelle Willis
4. Jermey Bonderman
5. Nate Robertson

The Tigers still need some relief pitching, but that lineup is S.I.C.K.