Here’s a weekly look at the top and bottom five teams in the NFL:

1. New England Patriots (2-0)
Previous Rank: 2
The way the Patriots handled the Chargers last Sunday was almost like Bill Belichick wanted everyone to know, “Hey, I can do it with or without knowing the other team’s defensive signals, so suck it.”

2. Indianapolis Colts (2-0)
Previous Rank: 1
The Titans always seem to give the Colts trouble, so last Sunday’s close contest wasn’t a total surprise. The main thing is that the run defense looks great and Joseph Addai plays the role of an every down back quite well.

3. Dallas Cowboys (2-0)
Previous Rank: 5
Wade Phillips still scares me in the long run, but man the ‘Boys look good. One question though: Why is Julius Jones still getting 15 carries a game when Marion Barber is consistently running like a freight train?

4. San Diego Chargers (1-1)
Previous Rank: 3
Defensive coordinator Ted Cottrell had zero idea how to stop the Patriots. His players looked confused, lost and downright dumbfounded every time the Patriots lined up.

5. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-0)
Previous Rank: N/A
Bears fans are going to be upset about this ranking, but the Steelers look locked in under Mike Tomlin. They’ll get their first real test this week against the Niners.

28. Kansas City Chiefs (0-2)
Previous Rank: N/A
Will the Brodie Croyle era start this week in Kansas City? After a terrible preseason, Croyle completed all four of his passes for 55 yards against the Bears.

29. Miami Dolphins (0-2)
Previous Rank: N/A
It appears Dolphins fans are going to have to suffer through another year of lousy quarterback play. The Cowboys picked off Trent Green four times last Sunday. Ouch.

30. Buffalo Bills (0-2)
Previous Rank: 28
After putting up a fight against Denver in Week 1, the Bills came out last Sunday and played dead against the Steelers. Does Lee Evans even play for Buffalo anymore?

31. New York Giants (0-2)
Previous Rank: N/A
Eli Manning deserves props for gutting it out last week and playing through injury. Maybe Tiki Barber will man up and complement the kid for once.

32. Atlanta Falcons (0-2)
Previous Rank: 29
Joey Harrington has a maximum of four weeks to prove himself, or else the recently signed Byron Leftwich is going to take his job as fast as Joey takes sacks.