Month: August 2007 (Page 4 of 16)

Self-destruction 101

Want to learn how to ruin a comeback career and piss away everything after working years to reinvented yourself? Well, just read David Boston’s Self-Destruction 101: Your Guide to Ruining an NFL Career!

Just yesterday the St. Petersburg Times reported Boston had moved ahead of Maurice Stovall on the Buccaneers depth chart to start at wide receiver. Then last night, he apparently celebrated by driving drunk and was arrested for DUI.

Talk about getting an amazing opportunity to be a starter in the NFL again after blowing your initial chance by being jacked up on roids and other substances. There was a very likely chance Stovall was going to overtake Boston again on the depth chart because he has way more upside, but still, what a dope.

Solving the serpentine

I’m in several (too many) fantasy football leagues this season and, unfortunately, I didn’t land a top 2 pick in any of them. That means I’m going to miss out on LaDainian Tomlinson and Steven Jackson, the consensus top two picks in 2007. In a traditional serpentine draft (1-12 in odd rounds, 12-1 in even rounds), those that are drafting in the back half of round one are at such a disadvantage. Sure, they get to pick early in the second round, but the difference between RB13 and RB20 isn’t as great as the difference between LT and, say, Rudi Johnson or Laurence Maroney. Also, the Jackson and Tomlinson owners get to pick first in the third round, which only serves to enhance their advantage over their less fortunate peers.

Here’s a solution: reverse the serpentine after the first two rounds. Go 1-12 in the first round, 12-1 in the second round and then 12-1 again in the third round before continuing with a traditional serpentine for the rest of the draft. In this scenario, the fourth round would go 1-12, the fifth 12-1, and so on.

According to Antsports average draft position (ADP), here is team #1 versus team #12 after three rounds (for comparison purposes, assume the two teams only select RBs and WRs):

Team #1: LT, Cedric Benson, Andre Johnson
Team #12: Rudi Johnson, Steve Smith, Thomas Jones

Benson and a healthy Jones hold about the same value, so we’re really comparing LT and AJ versus Rudi and Smith. The difference between LT and Rudi is significant but Smith holds a big advantage over AJ.

Has anyone played in a league that utilizes this format? If so, how did it work out? I think the deciding factor is how much people want each pick. Right now, owners are clamoring for a top 2 pick, because they know it gives them an advantage. If this format is utilized, and a guy picking 12th gets picks #12, #13 and #25, it would diffuse some of that desire for a top pick.

Team USA on TV this weekend

Want to see some very talented basketball players coached by arguably the best teacher in the game? Team USA is on ESPN2 twice this weekend; they play Canada at 3 PM ET on Saturday and Brazil at 9 PM ET on Sunday. Brazil figures to be the toughest test they’ll face in the Olympic qualifying tournament.

Vick trying to have cake and eat it too

According to sources from ESPN, Michael Vick apparently will only commit guilty to the charge of interstate commerce for the purpose of dog fighting. Vick will maintain that he never killed any dogs or gambled on a dogfight.

He will admit he was present when dogs were killed, but that he did not personally kill any of the dogs.

So what? When a wife hires a hit man to take out her husband, is she absolved of any wrongdoing? The point is Mikey, that you knew what was going on and you didn’t do anything to stop it. Even if you didn’t have a hand in killing the dogs – which by the way, your boys said you did – then you’re still guilty of funding and being the kingpin of the whole operation.

See, he wants to play football again and that’s why this case will continue for the foreseeable future. He and his lawyers are trying desperately to find a way to get him back on the field as quickly as possible, but they’re being stopped by the thing most of us live in: reality.

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