As if federal charges for illegal gambling and dog fighting weren’t enough, Michael Vick was cited for not wearing a seat belt during a routine traffic stop in Virginia over the weekend. The original reason he was pulled over, however, was because the tint on his windows was too dark.

Forget the tint on the windows – teenagers get pulled over hourly for that – but not wearing a seat belt when you’re already a marked man is extremely smart. Writing about something like this is nitpicking at this point I know, but it’s the same stupidity that already has gotten this fool into the current trouble he’s facing.

It’s like Pacman riding around without registration and insurance in, no less, a bright orange Lamborghini, which by the way didn’t have the right plates.