Month: July 2007 (Page 11 of 17)

Jesus lands in Los Angles

Anyone who tuned into ESPN News this afternoon saw that Jesus himself landed in Los Angles. It was amazing, they had a ticker-take ceremony complete a speech and the unveiling of Jesus’ #23 Los Angles Galaxy jersey.

Oh wait, I’m sorry, that was just soccer god David Beckham – totally got confused by the way ESPN broadcasted the event. Speaking of which, the best part of the ceremony – which I eventually turned off for free of boredom – was this little ditty Beckham dropped when delivering his speech:

“For me, the most important thing is my family. The second thing is the foot-soccer.”

That’s right David – you’re in America now homeboy, where soccer is only something we turn on when the channel was left on ESPN2 and the remote needs new batteries. By the way, for the seven or so people we actually saw the announcement, was it just me or did David look a about what to do with his hands? He looked like Ricky Bobby in the beginning of Talladega Nights.

Umpires beware: Cuban interested in Cubs

According to the Chicago Tribune, feisty Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has submitted an application to purchase the Cubs. However, some believe that Commissioner Bud Selig would balk at the idea of having the outspoken Cuban in the uptight, conservative world of MLB owners.

Personally I think this would be great for the game of baseball and for the Cubs. Cuban is a very successful owner, will do whatever it takes to win and although he’s a loudmouth, he’s very passionate…I think I just listed three things the Chicago Cubs ownership has never had. Could you imagine a freewheeling spender like Cuban in the capless MLB? Holy crap, he’d be handing out mega multiyear deals to top free agents like it was candy on Halloween. And it’s not like potential free agents are going to shy away from a big city like Chicago, which only helps the league trying to restore marketability.

The only bad thing I can see come out of this is Cuban getting a seat right behind home plate at Wrigley. If that happens, I’d hand in my resignation if I were an umpire – “Oh come on blue, that wasn’t even close to being a strike you sack of sh*t!”

Giants trying hard to screw up future

Apparently the San Francisco Giants don’t care much about winning seeing as how they’re closing in on a new multiyear deal with GM Brian Seabean. Those not familiar with Sabean’s work, allow me to highlight a couple of moves he’s made since getting SF to the World Series in 2002.

– Orchestrated the worst trade in the history of MLB, sending top closer Joe Nathan, 2006 rookie phenom Francisco Lirano, dependable starter Boof Bonser and cash to the Twins for catcher A.J. Pierzynski. No need to explain how this trade has worked out for both clubs.

– Traded young, promising reliever Jeremy Accardo to Toronto for Shea Hillenbrand and Vinnie Chulk. Hillenbrand lasted a half year while Accardo has outperformed Chulk.

– Outbid himself to sign Barry Bonds for $15.8 million this past offseason.

– Signed closer Armando Benitez to a huge 3-year, $21.5 million contract in 2004. When he wasn’t hurt, Benitez was terrible and Sabean finally had to rid of his mistake by trading him to Florida earlier this year.

– Worst of all, Sabean has absolutely refused to re-stock the farm system with young position players, instead loves to waste money on over the hill veterans like Dave Roberts, Rich Aurilia, Edgardo Alfonzo, Steve Finley and a slew of others.

The Giants haven’t made the playoffs since 2003 and it certainly hasn’t been all Sabean’s fault. Owner Peter Magowan’s infatuation with Bonds often handcuffs what Sabean can do in the offseason and to his credit, he has built a nice young pitching staff. However, with job security almost in hand, if Sabean once again refuses to rebuild the Giants – the trade deadline would be a good place to start – then this is a move that will set this team back for years to come.

Young Quinn fan loses battle with rare disease

SPORTSbyBROOKS.com posted a sad, but touching story Wednesday of a young Wisconsin girl named Dyan Orr, who lost her life due to a long battle with a very rare lymphatic disorder called Gorham’s Vanishing Bones Disease.

Young Dyan was a huge Notre Dame fan and her favorite player was former Fighting Irish and current Cleveland Browns’ quarterback Brady Quinn.

Upon hearing of her condition, Brady personally called Dyan, and the resulting conversation was what she said was the greatest moment of her life.

Just a few hours before she died today, her parents took her out of her hospital room and to the flower shop, where they bought her one last gift – a copy of Men’s Health magazine, featuring Quinn on the cover.

Even though this is a sad story, it’s nice to hear about an athlete who actually took the time to do something good for someone else. For more information about Dyan – who agreed to donate her body to research to help find a cure – please visit her website.

Holdout alert: Marc Bulger

Rams quarterback Marc Bulger recently hinted to Sirius NFL Radio that he would holdout if he doesn’t receive a new contract by training camp. He told the St. Louis Dispatch that his comments were blown out of proportion, however, and that he’d like to stay a Ram.

“I’d love to finish my career here,” he said. “I know everyone says that, but being seven years in one place, I know I’m fortunate and I’ve had a blast here. . . . Hopefully we can get something done so I can finish (here) and we can win a couple of Super Bowls.”

It’s very likely the team gets a deal done with Bulger, considering the options the Rams have at quarterback on their roster, as well as what’s available on the free agent market (i.e. Aaron Brooks).

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