In his latest column, ESPN’s Bill Simmons gives his take on the NBA referee scandal. He starts off with a humorous movie pitch:
On Friday afternoon in southern California, you could hear the cacophony of frustrated screenwriters pounding their desks in disgust. The Tim Donaghy scandal doubled as the easiest movie pitch ever.
Imagine how simple it would have been to sell that script. A white NBA referee with a gambling problem (Matt Damon) loses too much money to a bookie (Timothy Olyphant) who’s connected with a dangerous family of mobsters (led by head boss Alec Baldwin). One of their muscle guys (Turtle from “Entourage”) threatens to beat up the ref unless he gives them inside information. Which he does. Now they have him. They tell him to start throwing a couple of games or they’ll go after his wife (Evangeline Lilly) and daughter (the little girl from “Little Miss Sunshine”). He agrees to affect the over/under of games by whistling more fouls than usual, which should drive the scores above the over/under because everyone will be shooting more free throws. For a couple of games, it works. Eventually, they want more. Fearing for his life, he crosses the line and helps fix a few outcomes without realizing the mobsters will never say, “All right, we’re good, nice working with you.”
Meanwhile, a renegade FBI agent (Ryan Gosling) overhears the ref discussing one of the games on a tapped phone line, then gets tipped off by a mob informant (Joe Pantoliano) that they turned an NBA referee. They track the weasel for a solid year, gather all the evidence they need, then break the news to the NBA commissioner (Ron Silver) and his staff that their league has been compromised. It’s too late. Too much damage has been done. The referee resigns, the feds swoop in and that’s that. The movie ends with a sobbing Damon going to jail, Gosling getting promoted and Silver glumly watching the tape of a pivotal playoff game from the previous spring, a horribly officiated game that could have potentially affected the championship … and the sight of that same compromised referee jogging down the court, ready to blow the whistle at a key moment.
The end.
You wouldn’t know it by the smug attitude of David Stern, but the NBA has taken several big hits lately. Aside from a couple of series (Dallas/Golden State, San Antonio/Phoenix) the playoffs were a joke, ratings are down, and now the FBI is investigating a referee (with apparent mob ties) who is involved in a major gambling scandal.
Stern has a lot of work to do.
