According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, DeKalb County police are trying to get in touch with Pacman Jones to question him about his involvement in a recent shooting outside a nightclub in Atlanta. Apparently Pacman is too busy these days to meet with the police, however.

“What we’ve heard [from his lawyer] is that he is in Tennessee on the practice field, so we’re trying to coordinate when he would come back to Atlanta,” said Keisha Williams, a DeKalb police spokeswoman.

What practice? The dude has been suspended for the entire year. What is he practicing with some youth football players in a local park or something? Does he or his cockamamie lawyer have any clue how reality works or do they think they’re just living in some dream world?