Sports Gone South.com recently ranked the 10 most insane past and present wives/girlfriends in sports. The list is freaking hilarious and includes some real winners like Brenda Warner, Joumanna “my kid’s got a forehead like a drive in movie theater” Kidd and Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopez.

Among the 10 is Anna Benson, who has got to be the hottest, yet craziest, wife of any current major league player (she’s married to Orioles’ starting pitcher Kris Benson). She once said that if Kris ever cheated on her, she’d sleep with the entire New York Mets (he played for the Mets in ’04 and ‘05) team, including not only the players but coaches as well.

Check out the list, get a good laugh and then go thank your local holy man that you’re not with any of the women listed.