Hey, did anybody know that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson might be an item? If you didn’t, you can just flip on ESPN, ESPN 2 or ESPN News and get filled in, because they broadcast it every four seconds. Did you know that Tony Parker is now engaged to Desperate House Wives’ Eva Longoria? If you didn’t, you can check out ESPN.com, because it’s in the top four in the “Headlines” section.

Give me a break! I don’t care what broad Derek Jeter is banging these days and I don’t even want to contemplate how goofy/dopey Tony Romo could ever possibly get Jessica Simpson. I love the idea of 24-hour sports, but not at the cost of seeing gossip mixed in with my daily scores. Yikes.