Well, after seven weeks of NFL action, I’m totally confused – is anybody else?
Here is a look at the class and trash with nothing in between:
1. Chicago Bears (6-0)
Previous Rank: 1
We’ll see this weekend if the Bears almost-mishap in Arizona last Monday Night was a sign of bad things to come when San Francisco comes to town this Sunday…or maybe not.
2. Indianapolis Colts (6-0)
Previous Rank: 4
Okay Indy, you have my attention again. After a few weeks down in the gully of the top five, you’ve proven to me that you can stop the run. What? The Colts still can’t stop the run? Ahh well, this #2 slot has become the kiss of death anyway (i.e. San Diego last week).
3. New England Patriots (5-1)
Previous Rank: 3
Tried and true – New England just keeps plucking away. Boring as they are.
4. Denver Broncos (5-1)
Previous Rank: 4
Speaking of boring – what a boring offense, but what a playmaking defense the Broncos have. I suppose I should rank the Broncos ahead of the Patriots since they beat New England on its home turf early this season. I’ll tell you what Denver – you beat Indy at home this weekend and I’ll reserve the #2 spot for you and your terrible quarterback next week.
5. New Orleans Saints (5-1)
Previous Rank: Unranked
Much like the #2 spot, the #5 ranking has been like a revolving door. I put Seattle here last week and totally forgot about the Mega Ultimo Curse (that’s what I call the Madden Cover Jinx and NFC Champion Jinx rolled into one) that the Seahawks are battling. I’d put the Chargers here, but after the loss of Shawne Merriman and Shaun Phillips (bad weekend for anybody with the name Shawne, Shaun, Sean or Shawn) I think they’re in for some dark days. So, why not New Orleans? Who’s going to argue with America’s team ranked #5?
28. Cleveland Browns (1-5)
Previous Rank: Unranked
This group has been decimated by injuries – probably the worst in the NFL. Good news might have arrived for Browns fans though: Offensive coordinator Maurice Carthon and his totally useless brand of offense were shown the door on Tuesday.
29. Detroit Lions (1-6)
Previous Rank: 29
This is the most upbeat set of losers I’ve ever seen. Seriously, have you heard the Lions players after losses? “We’re right there.” “We’re building something good here.” “We believe in what the coaching staff is trying to accomplish.” At 1-6, good for them, no joke…
30. Arizona Cardinals (1-6)
Previous Rank: 28
Dennis Green is going to personally run this decent group of talent right into hell – I’m completely sold on it.
31. Miami Dolphins (1-5)
Previous Rank: 30
What’s left to say about this Mega Ultimo Bust (that’s what I call a team that many had making the playoffs and are now 1-5 with its only win coming against the Texans)?
32. Oakland Raiders (1-5)
Previous Rank: 32
Here’s the scary thing: the Raiders lost somewhat close games to the Browns, 49ers and Broncos before notching their first win over Arizona. The 4-2 Oakland Raiders? Unthinkable…
