I don’t know why it took him so long, but Terrell Owens is officially releasing a children’s book – actually a series of children’s books. Owens can now raise our kids through the power of “Little T”.
Little T is a miniature Owens who learns life lessons by first making mistakes. His first lesson is the art of sharing. Future books will have Little T learning how to say he’s sorry as well as learning what not to say.
If I may, I’d like to give Owens a few more ideas for his book:
“Little T learns how to alienate quarterbacks.”
“Little T learns how to count all of his money and then learns how to ask for more.”
“Little T learns how to throw his teammates under the bus.”
“Little T learns how to not take blame for anything.”
“Little T learns how he has 28 million reasons to live.”
