Month: September 2006 (Page 6 of 30)

Fantasy Football: The Postgame, Week 3

I thought I had a couple of sure Headliners after the first set of games. A grizzled vet quieted retirement talk with a second straight great game, leading his team to a win over the Lions, while a Redskin with a bum shoulder ran wild against the Texans. But then, in the late games, a Seahawk sliced and diced the Giants and a little guy who hadn’t practiced all week exploded for three touchdowns. Practice? Who needs practice?

Here are this week’s Headliners and Flatliners:

HEADLINERS

Matt Hasselbeck (227 yards, 5 TD, 3 INT)
After a couple of so-so games, Hass threw four TDs to four different receivers in the first half against the Giants. He did throw three picks in the game, but connected a second time with Darrell Jackson to finish with five scores on the day.

Honorable Mention: Brett Favre (340 yards, 3 TD), Jon Kitna (342 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT), J.P. Losman (328 yards, 1 pass TD, 1 INT, 1 rush TD), Carson Palmer (193 yards, 4 TD, 2 INT), Eli Manning (275 yards, 3 TD, 3 INT), Donovan McNabb (296 yards, 2 TD), Charlie Frye (298 yards, 1 pass TD, 1 INT, 1 rush TD)

Brian Westbrook (12 touches, 164 yards, 3 TD)
Westy was questionable all week, then went apeshit in the first half against the 49ers, scoring two TDs – one on a brilliant 71-yard scamper where he stiff-armed a defender to hit paydirt. When San Francisco crept back into the game in the second half, he scored from the 8-yard line to seal the victory. For the game, he averaged an incredible 13.7 yards and .25 TD per touch.

Honorable Mention: Clinton Portis (18 touches, 164 yards, 2 TD), Willie Parker (32 touches, 146 yards, 2 TD), Ladell Betts (19 touches, 151 yards, 1 TD), Maurice Jones-Drew (17 touches, 135 yards, 1 TD), Ahman Green (30 touches, 131 yards, 1 TD), Willis McGahee (28 touches, 153 yards), Kevin Jones (22 touches, 125 yards, 1 TD)

T.J. Houshmandzadeh (9 rec, 94 yards, 2 TD)
If you took my advice, you probably sat Housh today. He was supposed to play third fiddle behind Chad Johnson and Chris Henry. If it’s any consolation, I sat him as well and watched as he and Carson Palmer played pitch and catch against a normally stout Pittsburgh defense. The bad news is he went off on most owners’ benches. The good news is that he went off, and the heel looks fine. If he practices this week, he should be a great start next week and for the rest of the year.

Honorable Mention: Keyshawn Johnson (7 rec, 97 yards, 1 TD, 1 rush TD), Roy Williams (7 rec, 138 yards, 1 TD), Andre Johnson (11 rec, 152 yards), Chris Henry (5 rec, 69 yards, 2 TD), Darrell Jackson (7 rec, 57 yards, 2 TD), Torry Holt (8 rec, 120 yards, 1 TD), Braylon Edwards (5 rec, 116 yards, 1 TD), Roscoe Parrish (4 rec, 104 yards, 1 TD), Greg Jennings (3 rec, 101 yards, 1 TD), Anquan Boldin (10 rec, 129 yards), Derrick Mason (7 rec, 132 yards)

Special Honorable Mention: Lee Evans (8 rec, 107 yards)

Last week in The Postgame, I wrote:

Other than Steve Smith, has there been a bigger disappointment in the world of wideouts than Lee Evans? In the first two games, Evans has four catches for 44 yards. Of course, J.P. Losman is at least partly to blame, and it’s hard to expect anything from Evans if the Buffalo passing game continues to put up numbers like these. But you know – as soon as you bench him – he’ll have a 130-yard day. So somebody bench him…please!

I benched him. Moving on…

Eric Johnson (7 rec, 87 yards, 1 TD)
Vernon Davis injured his calf in the game, and EJ stepped in without a hitch, providing Alex Smith with a big, sure-handed threat over the middle. If Davis is out for an extended amount of time Johnson will be a nice option at TE.

Honorable Mention: Kellen Winslow (7 rec, 92 yards), Todd Heap (5 rec, 31 yards, 1 TD)

FLATLINERS

Ben Roethlisberger (208 yards, 0 TD, 3 INT)
I wonder how many more awful games it will take before the announcers stop stroking Big Ben and start laying some blame. His QB rating on the season is a dismal 34.3 and it makes one wonder if the Steelers would be better off with Charlie Batch leading the team, at least until Roethlisberger is all the way back.

Dishonorable Mention: Brad Johnson (194 yards, 0 TD), Kurt Warner (256 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT, 1 fumble that cost his team the game)

Rudi Johnson (21 touches, 57 yards, 0 TD)
Fantasy owners didn’t expect a big game from RJ going up against a good Steelers defense, but they expected more than 57 total yards and zero TDs. Still, it’s hard to fault Rudi after the show he put on in the first two weeks of the season. He’ll bounce back next week against the Patriots.

Dishonorable Mention: Thomas Jones (21 touches, 65 yards), Frank Gore (22 touches, 74 yards), Tiki Barber (18 touches, 78 yards)

Hines Ward (2 rec, 17 yards, 0 TD)
Plaxico Burress’ benching aside, Ward had the worst day comparing expectations to execution. He seems oddly out of synch with Roethlisberger and doesn’t seem to be very involved in the offense.

Dishonorable Mention: Plaxico Burress (1 rec, 23 yards), Michael Clayton (1 rec, 14 yards), Antonio Bryant (4 rec, 36 yards), Chris Chambers (4 rec, 39 yards), Troy Williamson (4 rec 39 yards)

Randy McMichael (2 rec, 15 yards)
Daunte Culpepper used to throw to his TEs in Minnesota quite a bit, so I’m not sure what the problem is for McMichael. He’s a talented receiver on a team in need of good passing options, so he should be doing better. Of course, the Dolphins only put up 13 points against one of the worst defenses in the league, so the problems in Miami run deeper than play at the TE position.

Dishonorable Mention: Chris Cooley (4 rec, 18 yards), Desmond Clark (2 rec, 21 yards), Heath Miller (3 rec, 34 yards)

Fantasy Football: The Update (9/24)

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is expected to play, but Chris Henry will probably start. Housh will play as much as his heel will allow, which doesn’t make him a very dependable fantasy start…After warming up his sore hammy, Ahman Green is expected to start today…Steve Smith bristled at the possibility that his hamstring injury was his way of looking for a new contract. He’s expected to start today, so let’s hope he’s not coming back to early…Matt Jones didn’t practice much this week but he is going to start today.

12:20 PM update: Laveranues Coles will start with his sore calf…Chris Brown is inactive today…T.J. Duckett is inactive, but Clinton Portis claims he’s 105% healthy.

Notre Dame 40, Michigan State 37: Unbelievable comebacks, a complete collapse and jerk coaches

If I could barrow a saying from the late, great Harry Caray: hoooly cow.

Notre Dame’s improbable 40-37 comeback over the Spartans in East Lansing Saturday night will be talked about in South Bend for years to come. That was simply amazing to watch an Irish team that had no momentum or push in the first half, snatch a win like they did in the third and fourth quarter of this contest.

Lets be honest though – what a nightmare loss for Michigan State. I haven’t seen a choke job like that since six days ago when the Eagles blew a 24-7 lead to the Giants in the fourth quarter of Philadelphia’s 30-24 overtime loss.

The Spartans had a 24-7 lead too…and a 17-0 lead…and a 31-14 lead… and a 37-21 lead, all before fifth year senior QB Drew Stanton decided to make the game interesting and crumble like a Peyton Manning playoff performance.

Lets get right to some random thoughts – although I want to apologize if this seems jumbled, but my head is still spinning from actually watching the Irish players pull a horse shoe so far from out of their…ahh, forget it.

Brady Quinn has played only one complete game this season and that was against Penn State in the second week of the year. Five touchdowns, 319 yards passing and he still looked like dog crap for three quarters against MSU. Amazing.

– The Spartans offensive line opened up dump truck-sized holes all night for Jehuu Caulcrick and Javon Ringer. But man did those back to back holding penalties early in the fourth quarter kill an important drive for MSU. Not too mention the false start penalty before the two holding calls. Coach John L. Smith can look at those penalties as a starting point for his team’s collapse – and then move quickly on to Stanton’s lack of a brain.

– Two catches for only 20 yards for WR Matt Trannon against that secondary for Notre Dame is just ridiculous.

Jeff Samardzija had a fabulous night (seven catches for 114 yards and two touchdowns), but he was outdone by Rhema McKnight’s two tiptoe catches in the end zone. I’ll go out on a small limb now and say McKnight will be the better NFL player.

– By the way, Samardzija is a punk – just like Charlie Weis and the rest of his coaching staff.

Follow me here:

Stanton has a run in the first half where he gets hit late out of bounds on Notre Dame’s sideline. Trannon and the rest of MSU’s offense head over to the sideline while Trannon checks to see if is quarterback is okay.

In the meantime, one of the members in Weis’ fun-bag party starts grabbing the Spartan players that are near the sideline by the back of the collar and pushes them out of the way. Then said coach walks behind Trannon, grabs him by the back of the collar as well and shoves him away from the Irish sideline while Stanton is still laying on the ground. Trannon stumbles back, regains himself and then goes after the coach.

The result? A big scuffle breaks out and Trannon gets flagged of course – which offsets the late hit call on Stanton.

I can certainly understand a coach wanting to keep opposing players off of his sidelines. But the play carried those players over there and it wasn’t like the Spartans were trying to start anything – they were just checking on Stanton. There was absolutely no reason to grab and shove players at that moment.

Fast forward to halftime where Weis is being interviewed by Lisa Salters. As the interview is wrapping up, Salters asks Weis a question about switching to the no-huddle offense at the end of the first half, which Weis responds too. Then innocently, Salters ask Weis if we can expect to see the no-huddle again at the start of the second half.

Weis’s response? He looks at her as if she may possibly be one of the mistresses of Saadam Huessin and then says: “We’re down by 17,” and walks away from her as to say ‘hey, you should know the answer to that question – little woman.’

Hey Weis, if your team’s defense didn’t play as soft as oatmeal in the first half, Salters wouldn’t have had to ask that question, now would she?

Oh, and Samardzija? He was the first person in Stanton’s ear hole talking trash when Stanton threw his first inexplicable interception (if you’re wondering why Samardzija would be on the field at the same time as Stanton, it’s because he’s the holder on extra points).

I guess Samardzija can act like Tommy tough guy after his team had to come all the way back from being pummeled the entire game by a program that isn’t even ranked.

– CB Terrail Lambert battled some major demons Saturday night. One week after being embarrassed by Michigan’s Mario Manningham, Lambert had two interceptions in the final minutes of the game (one he returned for the winning touchdown and the other was handed down from Jesus himself after the ball bounced off of every player on the field, every fan in the crowd, several people in the parking lot and then straight into Lambert’s arms).

The kid deserves praise – he manned up and bounced back after a trying situation last weekend.

– Has anybody seen RB Darius Walker? I’m starting to get concerned about his whereabouts.

– I told everybody to watch out for DE Ervin Baldwin in my College Game of the Week on Wednesday didn’t I? Baldwin picked off Quinn in the second quarter and returned it 19 yards for a touchdown.

– Okay, so I also told everybody that MSU would win 35-31 in my preview too. Hey, can’t win them all, right? Or even some of them in my case. Miami, LSU and Michigan State have been three out of my last four Game of the Week picks.

I can give a prediction that is bound to come true, however: USC is going to wax this Notre Dame team by about 40 points unless the Irish can sprout a defense sometime in the next couple of weeks.

Weekend Wrap: College Football

How many seasons hung in the balance late in the second halves of today’s games in college football? It was scary Saturday for programs like Ohio State, USC and to a lesser extent Michigan and Florida, but no team escaped the grips of death more than ninth ranked Georgia.

Lets highlight what turned out to be the big games in the week of college football, then get a quick shot of the rest of the action.

(#9) Georgia 14, Colorado 13
Oh, what most people would give to be freshman quarterback Joe Cox right about now on Georgia’s campus.

With the Bulldogs down 13-0 and starter Matt Stafford struggling to move the offense, Georgia coach Mark Richt inserted Cox late in the third quarter. What ensued might turn out to be the comeback that saved the Bulldogs entire season.

With a little more than nine minutes left in the game, Cox threw two touchdown passes – including a 20 yard completion to Martrez Milner with just 46 seconds to go in the contest – to clinch a 14-13 victory for Georgia and allow Bulldog fans everywhere a chance to change their pants.

Most impressed with: Obviously Cox, who had attempted just five passes in Georgia’s first two games, before going 10 of 13 for 153 yards and two touchdowns in the rescue job against Colorado. As Georgia is set to start its SEC schedule against Mississippi next weekend, Cox might have earned a starting job.

Least impressed with: The Buffs defense, which had stuffed the Bulldogs for over three quarters only to wilt at the end. I don’t know who has a longer ride back to Colorado this weekend – the Buffalo players or the actual buffalo that the school hauled over 1,500 miles just to make an appearance at the game.

(#1) Ohio State 28, (#24) Penn State 6
Anybody who actually saw this game and not the final score knows that OSU had its hands full today with Penn State – especially early in the contest.

Penn State shut down and shut out OSU in the first half while preserving a 3-0 lead. Early in the third and fourth quarters, however, the Buckeyes got touchdowns from RB Antonio Pittman on a 12 yard run and Brian Robiskie on a 38 yard pass reception after QB Troy Smith did his best Houdini move to keep the play alive (that might have been the play of the day).

With the score 14-3 midway through the fourth, PSU tailback Tony Hunt broke off a 34 yard run to get Penn State down to the Buckeyes five-yard line. OSU’s defense took over from there, however, and stuffed Penn State on three plays from the goal line and forced the Nittany Lions to settle for a field goal to close the gap to 14-6.

The Buckeye defense was doesn’t there though, as they picked off PSU quarterback Anthony Morelli twice on the Nittany Lions final two offensive possessions and took both passes back for touchdowns to seal the game.

Most impressed with: Ohio State’s defense has been impressive all season, but it was possibly at its best Saturday. The goal line stop and the two interceptions were remarkable (that was excellent body control to stay in bounds by Malcolm Jenkins on his 61 yard TD return).

Also, Hunt (24 carries for 135 yards) worked for every single yard he gained today. I know his team lost, but he was PSU’s only offensive weapon and he ran hard all day.

Least impressed with: Morelli wasn’t asked to do too much today – just don’t lose the game. Well, that’s exactly what he did while finishing with 106 yards and threw two game changing interceptions. If he put together even a decent performance Saturday, Penn State might have opened up a bigger lead than 3-0 in the first half and possibly could have won the game.

Quick Shots:
As nice as Troy Smith to Ted Ginn Jr. usually looks on Saturday, the Big Ten might have an even more exciting duo in (#6) Michigan’s Chad Henne and Mario Manningham. After torching Notre Dame for three scores last week, the two hooked up twice more today in the Wolverines 27-13 victory over Wisconsin. Although Michigan came out a bit flat and Henne got picked off twice, the Wolverines defense is playing fast and aggressive and will be a tough task for any opponent the rest of the season…Possibly the most surprising top 25 team in the nation right now is (#19) Clemson. Coming off an upset victory over Florida State last week, the Tigers clinched their third victory of the year with 52-7 shellacking of North Carolina. With the way its playing, if Clemson didn’t lose a one-point heartbreaker in Boston College a few weeks ago, the Tigers would be ranked significantly higher than No. 19…No real surprises came in the rest of the top 10: (#2) Auburn handled Buffalo 38-7…(#3) USC wasn’t overly impressive, but did secure a 20-3 win over Arizona…(#4) West Virginia held off East Carolina 27-10 with Steve Slaton only gaining 72 yards on the ground…(#5) Florida had a margin of trouble with Kentucky, but rallied to secure a 26-7 win over the Wildcats…(#7) Texas scored 30 points in the first half alone and crushed Iowa State 37-14…(#8) Louisville keeps persevering and trumped Kansas State 24-6 on the road…(#10) LSU nearly had a shutout against Tulane in a 49-7 blowout…and finally just outside the top 10: (#11) Virginia Tech held off a pesky Cincinnati team 29-13 despite being down at halftime.

Random thoughts:

– Boy, when (#21) Nebraska schedules powder puff teams it really doesn’t push the envelope too much does it? Louisiana Tech, Nicholls State and Troy? Geez, don’t strain yourself Nebraska.

– As good as Ohio State’s defense has played, the Buckeyes have to be somewhat concerned that they have been gauged on the ground in every contest expect the Cincinnati game.

(#18) Florida State threw a 57-yard touchdown pass with just five minutes remaining in a game the Seminoles were already up 47-7 on Rice. Do you feel good about yourself now that you ran up the score against the Owls, after choking against Clemson last week FSU?

– Is it just me or does (#21) California seem like the kid who messed up with its parents and is now trying to make up for it any way it can? Sorry Golden Bears, but you already lost everybody’s trust when you were ranked in the top 10 to start the season and then you laid an egg in Tennessee.

Fantasy Football: The Update (9/23)

Troy Williamson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh have been upgraded to probable and both players are expected to play on Sunday…Plaxico Burress is also listed as probable, but missed practice again on Friday, so be sure to pay attention to his status Sunday morning…Matt Jones missed practice on Friday and is still questionable to play on Sunday. It’s not looking good for Jones, so look elsewhere for WR help this week…Laveranues Coles is “all but certain” to play in Week 3, according to the New York PostChris Chambers has apparently been dealing with a sprained thumb but says it is almost healed. His production has been less than acceptable for fantasy owners drafting him in the third or fourth rounds…Reuben Droughns will give it a go on Sunday, but should be avoided at all costs. He faces a Ravens defense that is first in the league in rushing yards allowed.

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