The Cincinnati Enquirer is reporting that ultra moron and Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol at 3:05 Monday morning.

Riding as a passenger with Thurman was WR Chris Henry, who has already been arrested four times in three states since December. To be fair, Henry wasn’t charged in this situation, but it should be documented that he did throw up outside of the vehicle’s window.

Thurman blew a .17, which is considered a high-tier reading, said Officer Stephen Lawson of the Cincinnati Police Traffic Section. The .17 is more than double Ohio’s legal blood-alcohol limit of .08.

Thurman was released to a sober driver, Lawson said.

This is absolutely ridiculous considering that Thurman was already serving a suspension for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. The linebacker had only one more week to go before he could rejoin the team, but now his status with the organization is in question again.

How unbelievably dumb can you be? How unbelievably selfish can you be not only to your teammates, but also to Bengal fans that have seen this team dragged through the muck over a better part of a decade in a half and now are starting to see a winner.

Instead of talking about Cincinnati’s huge victory over hated rival Pittsburgh yesterday -we’re talking about how idiotic Henry and Thurman are.

Chris Henry – five catches for 69 yards and two touchdowns against the Steelers on Sunday.

Chris Henry – seven rum and cokes for $36 and one huge vomit out a vehicle window on Monday morning.

Since when did the Portland Trailblazers move to Cincinnati?

Update: Thurman has been suspended one year by the NFL for violating the terms and conditions of his previous four game suspension.