Well kids, domestic abuse isn’t just for professional athletes anymore. There is an exciting home game that only requires a spouse and a claw hammer as Christopher Offord of Panama City, FL found out. Reportedly, Offord and his wife engaged in some sexual activity, and afterward wife Dana Noser wanted to cuddle. Offord wanted to watch sports on television. So, he struck her approximately 70 times with a claw hammer. Problem solved. He was sentenced Wednesday for the 2004 slaying.
I think the majority of us have said or done some stupid things to spouses, girlfriends, etc. to allow us to watch sports. I know I have. I am passionate about sports, but never has the idea of striking someone with a claw hammer crossed my mind. To be fair, never have I seriously considered striking someone not directly involved in the sporting event with a sharp object. I, like most, have wished bodily harm upon a player before, or at least a nasty bout of incontinence. I haven’t even wished a player death before, much less executed upon someone in the immediate vicinity.
And if you think about it, this probably occurred in the late evening hours when only timber sports and re-runs of the World Series of Poker were on. I think only now do we have an idea of how truly sick this individual is.
