There is no feeling on earth like sliding into the $125 robe in your room at the Ritz Carlton after spending six hours on the most difficult obstacle course in the world. Wait a minute, did someone say “Carlton”? I thought they did.
This robe is the kind of robe Carlton would’ve rocked when he was on “Silver Spoons” with Ricky Schroeder. God, how I yearned to ride on that sweet in-house train, even just to go get the mail. Imagine me and the robe and the train. We’d run a train on the train; me, Carlton, the robe, Ricky… good times.
Sure, I thought about stealing the robe. Who wouldn’t? But the minute I stepped foot off the premises, the magic would’ve been gone, like when a young Moonlight Graham steps over the foul line in “Field of Dreams” to be irrevocable transformed into Doc, the kindly doctor who removes a piece of hot dog from Kevin Costner’s daughter’s airway to save her life.
Anyway, I left the robe, and about a pound of ball skin, on the mountain that day, and lived to tell the tale.
- Keeping it REAL klassy on the mountain…
But you know what I didn’t leave on the mountain that day, friends? Sweat, or a stench of any kind. That’s because Degree had my back, not unlike the way Chuck Norris had Jonathan Brandis’ back in the movie “Sidekicks.”
Degree allows you to DO: MORE with three levels of protection.
Follow the Scores Report editors on Twitter @TheScoresReport. You can also follow TSR editor Gerardo Orlando @clevelandteams and @bullzeyedotcom, and you can follow TSR editor Anthony Stalter @AnthonyStalter.
Tags: Arctic Enema, Berlin Walls, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad The Cousins, Cage Crawl, Carlton Banks, Chuck Norris, Corey Feldman, Degree, Degree Clinical Series, Degree DO:MORE, Degree Men Adrenaline Series, Degree Men Dry Protection, Electric Eel, Field of Dreams, Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, Jonathan Brandis, Kevin Costner, Liss Of Mud, Meatballs 4, Men's Deodorant, men's grooming, Moonligh Graham, Northstar Mountain, Rambo III, Ricky Schroeder, Ritz Carlton, Sidekicks Chuck Norris, Silver Spoons, Sylvester Stallone, Tough Mudder, Tough Mudder Lake Tahoe 2013, Train From Silver Spoons