Champions365.com has a complete list of golf slang:

1. A Nipple licker - shot which opens up the hole
2. A Worm f***er - well struck shot, but which doesn’t get off the ground
3. A Sally Gunnell - ugly runner
4. A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
5. A Brazil - putt which shaves the hole close
6. On the dance floor - on the green
7. Does your husband play? - for when someone hits a short tee shot
8. Houston, we have re-entry - for whenever someone skies one off the tee
9. A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
10. Tee Way Back - Chinese for a long hole
11. A Rick Waller - VERY fat…….and ugly…….with no redeeming features whatsoever
12. Gone from Ben Hogan to Hulk Hogan - to go from playing like a God to absolute crap.
13. Putting like a gynaecologist’s assistant - shaving the hole
14.A Diego Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
15. A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
16. A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
17. A Cuban - needs one more revolution
18. An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
19. An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
20. An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker
21. A Saddam Hussein - go from bunker to bunker
22. A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
23. A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
24. A Kate Moss - bit thin

Some of these are freaking priceless.

Paris Hilton – an expensive hole…AWESOME.