- Even though the Hawks don’t stand much chance against the Cavs in their best of seven series this postseason, UNCOACHED.COM notes that at least we can enjoy Atlanta’s A-Town Dancers (above).

- SPORTSbyBROOKS.COM shares details of tennis star Jelena Dokic’s father Damir, who is threatening to launch a rocket attack on the Australian ambassador to Serbia. Take it easy, guy!

- BLAZE OF LOVE compiles 10 of Ron Artest’s best quotes – with video.

- YARDBARKER reports that UFC’s Dana White won’t allow boxer Roy Jones to fight Anderson Silva.

- DEADSPIN notes that L.A. columnist Bill Plaschke is finally vindicated now that Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games by MLB. Plaschke warned all along that Ramirez was a no good troublemaker.

Here’s a weekly rundown of MMA content from Ben Goldstein of CagePotato.com:

- The young angry lion took out the old braces-wearing lion at Strikeforce’s kickass “Shamrock vs. Diaz” event. In the aftermath, Cristiane “Cris Cyborg” Santos lost some respect and Nick Diaz thinks he’s ready to box Roy Jones Jr.

- Junie Browning’s even dumber and drunker brother Rob left The Ultimate Fighter as quickly as he arrived. And everyone rejoiced.

- Speaking of MMA on TV, “Bully Beatdown” may be as fake as “The Hills.”

- Tickets to the UFC’s historic 100th show sold out in a matter of hours. Scalped tickets are going for up to $24,000. Seriously.

- Sorry Chuck, but if your biggest problem is all the porn stars trying to party with you to advance their own careers, you don’t have that many problems.

- Bellator Fighting Championships: The most interesting MMA league that nobody seems to care about.

- Tune in to CagePotato.com tomorrow night starting at 10 p.m. ET for live results of UFC 97: Redemption. Will Mauricio “Shogun” Rua show up in shape for his do-or-die fight against Chuck Liddell? Does Thales Leites have a chance in hell of stealing the middleweight belt from Anderson Silva? Are there any other fights on this card genuinely worth getting exciting about?

- Also, if you want to win a DVD of “Never Surrender” (starring BJ Penn, Georges St. Pierre, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, and Anderson Silva), enter our latest caption contest!