NFL Gambler Killer of the Week: Matt Hasselbeck
Posted by Anthony Stalter (11/15/2009 @ 9:17 pm)

“Let’s see how many people I can screw with this throw…”
I’ve decided to introduce a new feature to TSR called “NFL Gambler Killer of the Week,” where I’ll call out a player or a team for having a hand in screwing bettors. In order to stay objective, I won’t indicate whether or not I personally was affected by the play.
The inaugural NFL Gambler Killer of the Week goes to Seahawks’ quarterback Matt Hasselbeck for his brilliant fourth quarter performance in Seattle’s 31-20 loss to the Cardinals.
Here’s the situation:
The Seahawks were 9-point underdogs heading into Sunday’s game in Arizona and actually jumped out to a 14-0 lead early in the second quarter. But being the gracious people they are, Seattle allowed Arizona to rack up 31 points, including 14 points in the fourth quarter to take a 31-20 lead.
With 5:20 remaining and trailing by 11 (remember, Seattle was getting nine points), the Seahawks took over at their own five-yard line. Hasselbeck then successfully moved the offense to Arizona’s 25-yard line and it appeared that the Seahawks would cut into their deficit with either a field goal or a touchdown and help bettors out in the process.
But being the gracious person he is, Hasselbeck threw into triple coverage on 2nd and 10 and was intercepted by Antrel Rolle.
“Damn!” Mr. Bettor is thinking to himself. “Could have been a nice backdoor cover.”
But then Seattle’s defense gives Mr. Bettor a sliver of hope by forcing Arizona to a three-and-out and giving the offense the ball back with 3:05 remaining. The crafty Hasselbeck once again led the Seahawks into Arizona territory and then down to the Cardinals’ 3-yard line.
“You sweet son of a bitch! You’re going to save me, Matt,” Mr. Bettor screams.
Then, in one of the dumbest decisions of the NFL season, Hasselbeck gets the snap, almost fumbles it, and then tries to shovel it to his running back three feet in front of him. But instead of falling incomplete or into the loving arms of his running back, Adrian Wilson comes out of nowhere and snatches the ball out of the air like the Black Angel of Death he is. (It was actually a great play by Wilson; one of the best of the day.)
“Are you serious?! What were you thinking?! What were you thinking! F-you Matt, you pile of garbage!”
Game over. A field goal in either one of those situations probably would have given bettors a cover, but instead they had to watch as Hasselbeck lost his mind on two separate occasions.
He must have had the Cardinals –9.
Fantasy Quick-Hitters: Welker, Mendenhall, Forsett and more
Posted by John Paulsen (09/23/2009 @ 1:45 pm)

Bill Belichick: Wes Welker “was inactive because he wasn’t able to play.” Thanks for the information, Bill. Welker owners should absolutely have Julian Edelman on their roster, especially in PPR leagues. He’s also worth a look for non-Welker owners who have a spot open on their bench. If Welker’s injury lingers, Edelman is startable on a weekly basis. On Sunday, he ran all the same routes that Welker usually does and racked up 98 yards on eight receptions. He was targeted 16 times by Tom Brady. The Pats play in the first round of games on Sunday, so you’ll know early on whether or not to put Edelman in your lineup.
Mendenhall’s role to grow? HC Mike Tomlin insinuated that it will. Mendenhall had a 39-yard run in the third quarter of Sunday’s game against the Bears, and showed a burst that neither Willie Parker nor Mewelde Moore seem to offer right now. The original plan was some sort of committee, so don’t expect Mendenhall to take over and become a featured back. Even if Parker were to go down, Moore would be in on all third downs at a minimum.
The Seahawks planning to be without Hasselbeck in Week 3. Hasselbeck has a fractured rib and may not be able to play. Seneca Wallace isn’t a bad backup and has been a productive fantasy player in the past. He wouldn’t be a bad start for fantasy owners in two-QB leagues or for those owners that are in dire straits in standard leagues.
Cutler: Olsen “might have a 10-catch game coming up.” Don’t panic and cut ties with Olsen. He is still one of the most gifted pass-catching TEs in the league and his numbers will recover. He could have had a big game against the Steelers if not for a great hit along the sideline on a 20-yard catch (that jarred the ball loose) and a slip in the endzone on a sure-TD.
Justin Forsett coming on. I added him to my list of waiver wire acquisitions. Julius Jones is all right, but Forsett is gaining, and clearly outplayed him on Sunday. The Seahawks aren’t married to Jones, as evidenced by the Edgerrin James signing. Since he has big upside, Forsett is a good guy to roster and is worthy of flex/bye week starts in PPR formats.
Posted in: Fantasy Football
Tags: 2009 fantasy football, 2009 fantasy football strategy, 2009 fantasy football week 3, Greg Olsen, Greg Olsen fantasy, Julian Edelman fantasy, Justin Forsett, Justin Forsett fantasy, Matt Hasselbeck, Matt Hasselbeck fantasy, matt hasselbeck injury, Rashard Mendenhall fantasy, Wes Welker fantasy, Wes Welker injury, Willie Parker fantasy

King: Hasselbeck expected to play, McNabb doubtful for Week 3
Posted by Anthony Stalter (09/21/2009 @ 9:29 am)

According to SI.com’s Peter King, Matt Hasselbeck is expected to play this week against the Bears despite suffering a rib injury in Sunday’s loss to the 49ers.
From King’s Twitter page:
Re injuries: Am told Westbrook not bad, should play this week. Ditto Hasselbeck. McNabb? Still very sore. But Vick will only play spot duty.
King also reiterated on NBC last night that McNabb was doubtful to play in Week 3 as he continues to battle a rib injury himself. As King noted, the Eagles will continue to start Kevin Kolb (or get Jeff Garcia ready?) and ease Vick into games in sub packages.
Kolb threw for 391 yards and two touchdowns on 31 of 51 passing, although he did throw three interceptions. I know Andy Reid likes to throw the ball, but it’s probably never a good sign if Kolb is attempting 51 passes. Fortunately for the Eagles, they host Kansas City this Sunday and have their bye in Week 4.
Talk about a great time for the bye.
Posted in: NFL
Tags: 2009 NFL Week 3, Donovan McNabb, donovan mcnabb injury, donovan mcnabb week 3, Matt Hasselbeck, matt hasselbeck injury, matt hasselbeck week 3, NFL injuries, NFL Week 3, Philadelphia Eagles, Seattle Seahawks

Hasselbeck suffers injury as 49ers beat Seahawks
Posted by Anthony Stalter (09/20/2009 @ 7:31 pm)

It’s always nice when the football gods can add a little insult to injury.
Such was the case on Sunday when the Seahawks fell to the now 2-0 49ers 23-10 in San Francisco. Seattle signal caller Matt Hasselbeck was knocked out of the game after taking a blow to the back from linebacker Patrick Willis while trying to scramble into the end zone at the end of the first half. The team is calling it a rib injury, although there has to be major concern that Hasselbeck took the hit in the back after he virtually missed the entire 2008 season due to back problems.
The insult to Hasselbeck’s injury came when Seneca Wallace entered the game and couldn’t generate any second half points. He did throw a 1-yard touchdown pass to Julius Jones after Hasselbeck left the field, but that’s about where Wallace’s contributions to Seattle stopped as he often settled for check down and underneath passes.
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Daily Six-Pack: NFL Preseason Saturday
Posted by Anthony Stalter (08/15/2009 @ 1:19 pm)

Six games highlight Saturday’s preseason action in the NFL. Below are six things to keep an eye on tonight in the NFL.
1. It’s the start of a new era in Detroit.
Word out of Lions camp is that rookie Matthew Stafford is way ahead of the curve when it comes to first-year quarterbacks. Even though Detroit would love to see veteran Daunte Culpepper take the majority of the snaps behind a brutal offensive line this season, it appears that Stafford has made quite the impression and it may be hard for the Lions to keep him on the sidelines. Today when the Lions host the Falcons in both teams’ preseason opener, Detroit isn’t going to overact to Stafford’s performance either way. If he goes out and throws two interceptions in two series, they’ll shrug it off as a learning experience. If he throws two touchdowns on his first two pass attempts, the team will chalk it up to preseason luck and hope the live game experience will be valuable in his development. The point is that it’s only preseason and chances are, his performance won’t be an indication either way of how well he’ll fair in Detroit. The key is that the Lions can officially put their disastrous 2008 season behind them today, and Stafford represents the future.
2. Cutler makes his Bears’ debut.
You’ll be hard pressed to find a Chicagoan who isn’t thinking playoffs (or even Super Bowl) after the Bears acquired quarterback Jay Cutler from the Broncos this offseason. You’ll have to excuse Chicago fans for their budding enthusiasm because, you see, they’ve been waiting a long time for a quarterback of Cutler’s ilk to pass through their great city. Sure, the Bears still don’t have the greatest set of receivers and there are still question marks surrounding the offensive line, even after the offseason addition of Orlando Pace. But none of that will matter once Cutler lines up under center tonight against the Bills and riffles his first completion, because the Bears finally have their quarterback.
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Posted in: NFL
Tags: Atlanta Falcons, Brady Quinn, Braylon Edwards, Buffalo Bills, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Daily Six-Pack NFL, Derek Anderson, Detroit Lions, Eric Mangini, Jay Cutler, Matt Hasselbeck, Matthew Stafford, Orlando Pace, San Diego Chargers, Seattle Seahawks, Shaun Rodgers

Offseason Blueprint: Seattle Seahawks
Posted by Anthony Stalter (02/12/2009 @ 12:40 pm)

Notable Free Agents: Leroy Hill, LB; Leonard Weaver, FB; Maurice Morris, RB; Rocky Bernard, DT; Bobby Engram, WR.
Projected 2009 Cap Space: $900,000
Draft Order: 4
Top Needs: The Hawks need to add depth to an offensive line that has injury and age concerns. The defensive line could stand to add depth as well and this team really needs a playmaker on the offensive side of the ball. Safety and even quarterback could be addressed as well.
Offseason Outlook: Jim Mora is set to take over the reins in Seattle as Mike Holmgren puts his coaching career on hold. Perhaps the biggest thing that needs to be addressed this offseason is something the Seahawks have no control over – health. The injury bug hit this team like a runaway train last year and it never recovered.
Many early mocks have the Hawks selecting Texas Tech wide receiver Michael Crabtree with the fourth overall pick. Not a bad choice considering this team needs a major playmaker on the offensive side of the ball and Crabtree is easily the best wideout of the ’09 draft class. It’s hard to argue against taking a 6’3”, 214-pound receiver who has outstanding leaping ability and soft hands. If he winds up in Seattle, he would dramatically upgrade the wideout position.
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Posted in: NFL
Tags: 2009 NFL Draft, 2009 NFL Free Agents, 2009 NFL Offseason Blueprints, 2009 Seattle Seahawks cap space, 2009 Seattle Seahawks free agents, Anthony Stalter, Charlie Frye, Deon Grant, Jim Mora Seattle Seahawks, Kelly Jennings, Leonard Weaver, Leory Hill Seahawks arrested, LeRoy Hill, Marcus Trufant, Matt Hasselbeck, Maurice Morris, Michael Crabtree NFL draft prospect, Michael Crabtree Seahawks, Mike Holmgren, Seattle Seahawks draft rumors, Seattle Seahawks free agency rumors, Seneca Wallace, Walter Jones

NFL Week 15 Speed Read: Talkin’ Colts, Dolphins, Herm Edwards and more
Posted by Anthony Stalter (12/14/2008 @ 7:27 pm)
Here are some quick-hit thoughts from the early games in Week 15:
- The Indianapolis Colts might be the most dangerous team in the AFC right now and nobody is talking about them. They’re 10-4, have won seven in a row after beating the lowly Lions on Sunday, and Peyton Manning has thrown four touchdowns to zero interceptions the last two games. That said, they need to get healthier on defense – and fast. They won’t go very far in the postseason without Bob Sanders, especially considering they’ll be playing on the road the entire time.
- Not that they’ve played any explosive offenses of late, but how good has the Miami Dolphins’ defense been the past three weeks? They’ve allowed just 24 total points in their last three games and haven’t allowed a touchdown in 12 consecutive quarters. That’s impressive, I don’t care who they’ve played during that stretch.
- Herman Edwards should take his own advice. You play the game to win, Herm? How about going for it on one of the multiple fourth and one’s your team faced on Sunday? Seriously your team is 2-12 – grow some nuggets and take some chances.
- I know they did it against the Chiefs, but the Chargers come-from-behind win on Sunday was amazing. Even though San Diego’s season has been a massive disappointment, that’s one game you look back on as a fan and just say, “Damn that was fun to watch.”
- Stick a fork in the Redskins – they’re done. You can’t be considered a legitimate playoff threat when you lose to a previously two-win Bengals team. What’s amazing is that this team was once 6-2 and everyone couldn’t help but to look ahead and see that they had a very manageable rest of the season. So much for that as they’ve now lost five of their last six games.
- Does anyone else think Seneca Wallace can start in this league? I for one think Matt Hasselbeck still has some game left in him, but Wallace has been pretty good after getting the opportunity to play more regularly this year. He has eight touchdown passes and only one interception this season. Maybe he deserves a shot to be a full-time starter next year.
Posted in: Fantasy Football, NFL
Tags: AFC Playoff Picture, Cincinnati Bengals, Herman Edwards, Indianapolis Colts, Kansas City Chiefs., Matt Hasselbeck, Miami Dolphins, NFC Playoff Picture, NFL Week 15, NFL Week 15 game notes, NFL Week 15 game recaps, Peyton Manning, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Seneca Wallace, Washington Redskins

Fantasy Football Podcast: Week 11
Posted by John Paulsen (11/12/2008 @ 9:18 pm)
Listen in as Anthony Stalter and I discuss Clinton Portis’ injury, the return of Cadillac Williams and Tatum Bell, Matt Hasselbeck’s back and Willie Parker’s shoulder. We also talk about a couple of quarterbacks that have nice matchups this week.
Click here to listen to the podcast.
(The opening and closing music is Joan Jett’s “Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)“)
Posted in: Fantasy Football, NFL, Podcasts
Tags: Cadillac Williams, Clinton Portis, fantasy football discussion, fantasy football podcast, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football strategy, fantasy football week 11, John Paulsen and Anthony Stalter, Matt Hasselbeck, Tatum Bell, Willie Parker

Fantasy Football Update: 10/28
Posted by John Paulsen (10/28/2008 @ 2:45 pm)
Jason Witten has a broken rib but wants to play through it this week in a big game against the Giants. Conventional wisdom states that the Cowboys should rest Witten this week because they have a bye in Week 10, so that would give him 2-3 weeks of rest. If Witten can’t go, Martellus Bennett wouldn’t be a bad fill in. Visanthe Shiancoe or Zach Miller would be good spot starters as well…Santonio Holmes will play Monday night, which means that Nate Washington will be relegated back to WR3 duties…Matt Hasselbeck is likely out for Week 9 with a bulging disk in his back. He apparently doesn’t have pain in his back or leg, but he has a ‘dead leg’ feeling. Not good…The 49ers named Shaun Hill their starting QB. He’s an interesting pickup in fantasy leagues since he’s playing in Mike Martz’s offense…Steven Jackson should be ready to go in Week 9, according to Jim Haslett.
Posted in: Fantasy Football, NFL
Tags: fantasy football strategy, Jason Witten, Jason Witten injured, Jason Witten injury, Jason Witten ribs, Martellus Bennett, Matt Hasselbeck, Mike Martz, Nate Washington, Santonio Holmes, Shaun Hill, Steven Jackson, Visanth Shiancoe, Zach Miller

Top 10 Active NFL Punching Bags (Most Times Sacked)
Posted by Mike Farley (10/18/2008 @ 9:11 am)
Usually sacks are kept track of statistically by the guys who are the sacker, not the sack-ee. In today’s NFL, that means guys like Aaron Kampman, John Abraham and Justin Tuck. But when you think about it, that’s a lot of punishment on the guys who are being brought down to the ground, usually with 300 pounds or more on top of them. Ouch. Here is a list of the active leaders in the “sacked” department:
1. Brett Favre, New York Jets (451)—Well, if you play the game long enough, this is sure to happen, right? Still, Favre paid the price in 1996, the year he led the Packers to a Super Bowl title, hitting the ground a career high 40 times.
2. Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles (309)—In a full season, McNabb is typically brought down 35-40 times, and mainly because he’s mobile, meaning he’s being chased. Still, I bet he’s still seeing stars from that game last season in which the Giants sacked him 12 times.
3. Kerry Collins, Tennessee Titans (306)—At 36, this is another example of longevity. But when you hang in the pocket for as long as Collins does sometimes, this is bound to happen.
4. Jon Kitna, Detroit Lions (302)—Kitna played a few years in Seattle and a few years in Cincinnati before signing with Detroit before the 2006 season. He was welcomed with a sieve for an offensive line, taking 63 sacks in 2006 and 51 in 2007. Again, ouch.
5. David Carr, New York Giants (262)—Here is where this gets a little painful even to write about. David Carr has only been in the NFL since 2002, the first year of the expansion Houston Texans. That year, Carr broke an NFL record by being sacked 76 times. With 249 total sacks in 5 seasons, Carr has enjoyed the view from the sidelines in Carolina and now in New York (Giants), as a backup.
6. Trent Green, St. Louis Rams (255)—And we wonder why the guy has struggled to get on the field due to concussions. This is one of those sad truths about playing in the NFL.
7. Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle Seahawks (237)—Chunky Soup sure doesn’t help Hasselbeck or McNabb get away from a pass rush.
8. Kurt Warner, Arizona Cardinals (223)—Fantasy owners don’t care about this number. They only care about the Arena League type numbers Warner keeps putting up, even now at the age of 37.
9. Marc Bulger, St. Louis Rams (215)—It’s a sure sign that the mighty Rams have fallen when a guy like Bulger hits the ground 49 times, as he did in 2006.
10. Tom Brady, New England Patriots (203)—The only one that New England fans remember is number 203, the one that knocked Mr. Brady out for the 2008 season in the opener last month.
Source: Pro Football Reference
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Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Brett Favre, Cincinnati Bengals, David Carr, Detroit Lions, Donovan McNabb, Drew Brees, Green Bay Packers, Houston Texans, Jon Kitna, Kerry Collins, Kurt Warner, Marc Bulger, Matt Hasselbeck, New England Patriots, New York Giants, New York Jets, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Sacked leaders, Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Rams, Tennessee Titans, Tom Brady, Trent Green

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