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		<title>Bill Simmons on Bill Belichick&#8217;s ill-fated decision</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/20/bill-simmons-on-bill-belichicks-ill-fated-decision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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In his latest column, Simmons rails on those that defend Bill Belichick&#8217;s decision to go for it on 4th-and-2 against the Patriots Sunday night. First, he skewers the idea that it was statistically the right move. Then he questions the assumption that the Colts would have scored had the Pats punted. After that, he questions [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091120" target="_blank">In his latest column</a>, Simmons rails on those that defend Bill Belichick&#8217;s decision to go for it on 4th-and-2 against the Patriots Sunday night. First, he skewers the idea that it was statistically the right move. Then he questions the assumption that the Colts would have scored had the Pats punted. After that, he questions a few other justifications for Belichick&#8217;s decision. The whole thing is a good read, but here&#8217;s the meat of his conclusion&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Did it feel like the end of an era? Yeah, a little. The truth is, Belichick is 57 years old. I doubt he&#8217;s banking those famous 19-hour work days anymore. I doubt he possesses the same hunger that fueled him when he was trying to escape Bill Parcells&#8217; shadow and make a name for himself. Everything is gravy for him at this point. His place in history is secure.</p>
<p>Career security can be damaging in one of two ways: either you stop taking chances, or you feel emboldened and start taking too many of them. Belichick&#8217;s recent history shows that he would rather roll the dice than do something conventionally. He made so many trades in the draft this past April that I can&#8217;t even remember where we ended up picking. Right before the season, with the Patriots picked by many as the clear Super Bowl favorite, he dealt one of his defensive pillars (Richard Seymour) to Oakland for a future first-round pick. On Sunday night, he went for the jugular in Indianapolis when the situation demanded prudence.</p></blockquote>
<p>There is a time for statistics and a time for common sense. And on the road, up six, facing a 4th-and-2 on your own 28 yard-line? That&#8217;s a time for common sense.</p>
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		<title>Blogging the Bloggers: Marv, Favre and more</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/20/blogging-the-bloggers-marv-favre-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- THE SPORTRESS OF BLOGITUDE (I have to say, I like that name) has the details of a Marv Albert/50 Cent scuffle that happened backstage at a recent taping of &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel.&#8221;
- THE SPORTING BLOG reports that detainees at the Wisconsin National Guard camp over in Iraq are using Brett Favre&#8217;s shenanigans against the soldiers.
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<p>- <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/44216/brett_favre_now_officially_giving_comfort_to_the_enemy" target="_blank">THE SPORTING BLOG</a> reports that detainees at the Wisconsin National Guard camp over in Iraq are using Brett Favre&#8217;s shenanigans against the soldiers.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://blacksportsonline.com/home/index.php/2009/11/the-nfl-concussion-problem-do-we-even-care/" target="_blank">BLACK SPORTS ONLINE</a> wonders if anyone cares about the concussion problem in the NFL.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Jay-Cutler-Lovie-Smith-spurn-Bob-Costas-intervi?urn=nfl,203941" target="_blank">SHUTDOWN CORNER</a> discusses the Jay Cutler and Lovie Smith&#8217;s decision not to sit down for an interview with Bob Costas in advance of the team&#8217;s Sunday night game against the Eagles.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://rumorsandrants.com/2009/11/ireland-joins-the-screwed.html" target="_blank">RUMORS &#038; RANTS</a> lists some of the worst calls of all time. </p>
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		<title>Blogging the Bloggers: Magic&#8217;s response, Bradshaw&#8217;s guarantee and more</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/17/blogging-the-bloggers-magics-response-bradshaws-guarantee-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- THE DAGGER has video of Miami coach Charlie Coles dismantling a reporter who asked a dumb question.
- HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS has audio of Magic Johnson responding to Isiah Thomas (who responded to Magic Johnson&#8217;s book). 
- AWFUL ANNOUNCING has video of Terry Bradshaw guaranteeing a Steeler win over the Bengals on Sunday. Oops.
- GUYISM [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- <a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;218946661;33695841;v?http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Watch-Miami-coach-Charlie-Coles-destroy-a-report?urn=ncaab,203140" target="_blank">THE DAGGER</a> has video of Miami coach Charlie Coles dismantling a reporter who asked a dumb question.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com/2009/11/audio-magic-johnson-addresses-isiah.html" target="_blank">HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS</a> has audio of Magic Johnson responding to Isiah Thomas (who responded to Magic Johnson&#8217;s book). </p>
<p>- <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2009/11/terry-bradshaws-got-some-splainin-to-do.html" target="_blank">AWFUL ANNOUNCING</a> has video of Terry Bradshaw guaranteeing a Steeler win over the Bengals on Sunday. Oops.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;218946661;33695841;v?http://guyism.com/2009/11/girl-scores-own-goal-in-youth-league.html" target="_blank">GUYISM</a> has video of a little girl scoring a goal on her own team in a junior soccer league. It is kind of funny.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/jerry-jones-with-two-hotties-looking-a-tad-tipsey-27008" target="_blank">SPORTSbyBROOKS</a> wonders if Jerry Jones looks a little tipsy in a recent photo.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://deadspin.com/5405991/espn-horndoggery-classic-bill-creasy/gallery/?skyline=true&#038;s=i" target="_blank">DEADSPIN</a> has more details about ESPN horndoggery.</p>
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		<title>Mayne Street 3.4: &#8220;Just Give Me the Tickets&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/17/mayne-street-3-4-just-give-me-the-tickets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Onion: Staples Center collapses, hundreds saved from having to watch a Clippers game</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/12/the-onion-staples-center-collapses-hundreds-saved-from-having-to-watch-a-clippers-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reason #409 why I love The Onion&#8230;
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
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		<title>Blogging the Bloggers: Kareem, Kobe, LJ and more</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/10/blogging-the-bloggers-kareem-kobe-lj-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- SPORTSbyBROOKS has the details about Kareem&#8217;s admission that he is fighting leukemia.
- BALL DON&#8217;T LIE has video of Kobe Bryant&#8217;s appearance on Lopez Live.
- THE BIG LEAD says that &#8220;The Broncos Are Who We Thought They Were.&#8221;
- MONDESI&#8217;S HOUSE is skeptical about Larry Johnson&#8217;s desire to join the Pittsburgh Steelers. Good luck with that, [...]]]></description>
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<p>- <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Kobe-Bryant-on-TBS-premiere-of-Lopez-To?urn=nba,201411" target="_blank">BALL DON&#8217;T LIE</a> has video of Kobe Bryant&#8217;s appearance on Lopez Live.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=27628" target="_blank">THE BIG LEAD</a> says that &#8220;The Broncos Are Who We Thought They Were.&#8221;</p>
<p>- <a href="http://mondesishouse.blogspot.com/2009/11/larry-johnson-pittsburgh-steeler.html" target="_blank">MONDESI&#8217;S HOUSE</a> is skeptical about Larry Johnson&#8217;s desire to join the Pittsburgh Steelers. Good luck with that, Larry.</p>
<p>- <a href="http://www.the700level.com/2009/11/vick-i-wont-be-a-wildcat-guy-i-cant.html" target="_blank">THE 700 LEVEL</a> discusses Mike Vick&#8217;s preference not to be a &#8216;Wildcat guy.&#8217; </p>
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		<title>Mayne Street 3.3: &#8220;Is That Ben Stiller?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/11/10/mayne-street-3-3-is-that-ben-stiller/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Paulsen</dc:creator>
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