Nice find by Raw Sports, who found a quote from Dwayne Bowe and ran with it…

Bowe is quoted as saying this in regard to the SuperBowl, “Definitely we’re going to win it all. I can’t guarantee it, but I can tell you we’re going to win it all.”

Wait… what!?

I can’t guarantee it but we’re definitely winning it all… If you’re gonna make a dumbass guarantee at least go all the way! Don’t hedge on your comments and speak out of both sides of your mouth. That’s probably the WORST guarantee I’ve ever heard in my life! I’d rather he guarantee that they’re going to win every game from here on out or win each game by 40 or something completely ridiculous than this half-assed BS.

This used washing machine will work for a year. I can’t guarantee it, but I’m telling you it will work for at least a year. It will! No guarantees, though.