Pats homer Bill Simmons wrote this in his recent column about Tom Brady’s new hairdo…

Important note: A few weeks ago, all Patriots fans made a pact to pretend that Brady’s 2010 hairdo isn’t happening. We’re going to ignore it completely — even if his hair catches fire during a game and a referee puts it out with a challenge flag — and play dumb whenever you bust our balls about it. Which will probably be often. Just know this is the last time I will mention No. 12′s hair in 2010. In fact, what hair? Tom Brady changed his hair? I didn’t notice.

He looks like he should be playing a gym teacher in one of the “Twilight” movies.

See more pictures (with captions!) after the jump…

“I’d grow a beard, but I’m afraid it would distract people from my hair.”

“Matt Light said that he doesn’t like my hair — can you believe that?”

“Gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

“I’m telling you — Bella would totally be better off with Jacob.”

“My legs stretch themselves.”