- SPORTSbyBROOKS relays the accusation that Clippers announcer Michael Smith is a very bad guy.

- The SPORTZ ASSASSIN thanks college football for another pointless season.

- In honor of Colt McCoy’s very bad luck, LARRY BROWN SPORTS lists some of the most ill-timed sports injuries.

- NO GUTS, NO GLORY reports that the Manny Pacquiao/Floyd Mayweather fight is off again.

- DEADSPIN reveals the winner in the Which-NFL-Team-Will-Have-A-DUI this week: It’s Minnesota — Brad Childress’s son got tagged.