Comments on: Alex Rodriguez has hip surgery, out until May http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/ The National Sports Blog Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:52:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: T-Bone http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338978 T-Bone Sat, 07 Mar 2009 01:50:46 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338978 Does anyone see the similarities between this mysterious sudden injury and Giambi's mysterious tumor in his pituitary gland? Especially the timing of the injury, right after each was outted for steroid use? Let me guess...when A-Rod returns he'll be about 15-20 lbs. lighter and he'll attribute that to his work-outs while on the DL...just like Giambi did. More like this is the Yankee's steroid rehab program at work...conjure up the excuse of an injury that will put him on the DL for a few months, ween him off the juice, then bring him back after a miraculous recovery. A-Hole has been juicing for years...no way he came off the stuff cold turkey, as he wants us to believe. Does anyone see the similarities between this mysterious sudden injury and Giambi’s mysterious tumor in his pituitary gland? Especially the timing of the injury, right after each was outted for steroid use? Let me guess…when A-Rod returns he’ll be about 15-20 lbs. lighter and he’ll attribute that to his work-outs while on the DL…just like Giambi did. More like this is the Yankee’s steroid rehab program at work…conjure up the excuse of an injury that will put him on the DL for a few months, ween him off the juice, then bring him back after a miraculous recovery. A-Hole has been juicing for years…no way he came off the stuff cold turkey, as he wants us to believe.

]]> By: dana http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338854 dana Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:52:58 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338854 The Forward this week has a special Jewish holiday Purim section that gives a satire of Rodriquez's admitted drug use, calling it "admitted Kabbalah use" due to his relationship with Madonna. In a tearful televised confession, New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez yesterday confirmed long-rumored allegations of performance-enhancing kabbalah use during a live interview with ESPN baseball analyst Peter Gammons. Citing pressure to stay competitive, Rodriguez acknowledged resorting to the practice of esoteric Jewish mysticism on multiple occasions since being introduced to its mysterious and perplexing power by pop chanteuse and rumored paramour Madonna, a prominent Kabbalangelist. “I want to apologize to the fans,” said Rodriguez. “I was young and naïve. It was a loosey-goosey time in baseball and I thought the shining light of the Zohar would give me that push I needed, without over-investigating what I was studying, to get me to the next level.” Rodriguez maintained that he did not know precisely what kabbalistic aids he made use of, explaining that such knowledge belongs exclusively to the realm of “Ein Sof” — the “Sefirah” or “emanation” of God that is without limit and beyond human understanding. http://forward.com/articles/103579/ The Forward this week has a special Jewish holiday Purim section that gives a satire of Rodriquez’s admitted drug use, calling it “admitted Kabbalah use” due to his relationship with Madonna.

In a tearful televised confession, New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez yesterday confirmed long-rumored allegations of performance-enhancing kabbalah use during a live interview with ESPN baseball analyst Peter Gammons. Citing pressure to stay competitive, Rodriguez acknowledged resorting to the practice of esoteric Jewish mysticism on multiple occasions since being introduced to its mysterious and perplexing power by pop chanteuse and rumored paramour Madonna, a prominent Kabbalangelist.

“I want to apologize to the fans,” said Rodriguez. “I was young and naïve. It was a loosey-goosey time in baseball and I thought the shining light of the Zohar would give me that push I needed, without over-investigating what I was studying, to get me to the next level.”

Rodriguez maintained that he did not know precisely what kabbalistic aids he made use of, explaining that such knowledge belongs exclusively to the realm of “Ein Sof” — the “Sefirah” or “emanation” of God that is without limit and beyond human understanding.

http://forward.com/articles/103579/

]]> By: Bobby Wheeler http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338801 Bobby Wheeler Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:21:07 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338801 I think it's a blessing...Now the Yankee can go into the new seasons with out this side / freak show...Everybody can just relax and get ready. That sigh of relief you hear is coming from Georges back yard party... I think it’s a blessing…Now the Yankee can go into the new seasons with out this side / freak show…Everybody can just relax and get ready.

That sigh of relief you hear is coming from Georges back yard party…

]]> By: Bay24 http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338697 Bay24 Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:51:28 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338697 Good call Chris. Could Roids help him play through this ? Recover faster ? Lets get A-Rod some more media coverage please. Good call Chris. Could Roids help him play through this ? Recover faster ? Lets get A-Rod some more media coverage please.

]]> By: David Medsker http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338291 David Medsker Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:18:30 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338291 And with the fifth pick in my fantasy draft...I suddenly have no idea who I'm going to take. A-Rod will surely be the highest guy on the board. Damn. And with the fifth pick in my fantasy draft…I suddenly have no idea who I’m going to take. A-Rod will surely be the highest guy on the board. Damn.

]]> By: Chris http://www.scoresreport.com/2009/03/05/alex-rodriguez-has-hip-surgery-out-until-may/#comment-338290 Chris Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:13:42 +0000 http://www.scoresreport.com/?p=14676#comment-338290 What a convenient time for A-Rod to get injured. He'll miss the opening weeks of baseball, huh? Right in the wake of his steroid scandal, when fans want to boo him around the country. Poor A-Rod. Smart Steinbrenners. What a convenient time for A-Rod to get injured. He’ll miss the opening weeks of baseball, huh? Right in the wake of his steroid scandal, when fans want to boo him around the country.

Poor A-Rod.

Smart Steinbrenners.

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