- BUSTED COVERAGE has video of a drunk, half-naked Steelers fan who celebrates the only way he knows how — by power-bombing a young lady. No wonder Pittsburgh didn’t want to have a parade.

- NBA RUMORS says that the Blazers are considering trading LaMarcus Aldridge for Amare Stoudemire. I don’t think I’d do that trade if I’m running the Blazers.

- SPORTSBYBROOKS has the sad news that the NBA has decided to play “G-E-I-C-O” instead of “H-O-R-S-E” at its All-Star Weekend. Sigh.

- SPORTSBYBROOKS has more sad news that only 1% of NFL players were willing to donate to the league’s alumni program that helps to give medical care to former players. Sigh.

- Luckily, DEADSPIN counters all this depressing news by bringing us the inspiring story (and video) of Patrick Thibodeau, a high schooler with Down’s Syndrome, who got a chance to start for the basketball team that he manages.