What is Verne Lundquist up to tonight?
I’m watching the Florida/Alabama game and Tim Brando just popped on the screen to preview the halftime show. When he pitched it back to Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson, the following exchange occurred:
Verne: Tim, it’s great to have you guys with us, it really is. And I look forward to tonight when I know you’ll be the first to pull out your credit card.
Gary: (laughs) We’re going out, I assume.
Verne: This is no night for the squeamish.
What does this mean? Verne is 68, so you wouldn’t expect him to be out too late. But for some reason, I’m picturing an up-all-night Lundquist opening his hotel room door in nothing but an open bathrobe and some tighty whiteys, holding a loaded handgun while a couple of hookers are passed out on the bed. The room is littered with empty whiskey bottles and there are a few lines of cocaine next to a bottle of Viagra on the glass coffee table.
Or is Lundquist talking about eating a steak dinner before hitting the sack no later than 9 PM?
I wish I knew what he was up to tonight.
Posted in: College Football, Humor, Rumors & Gossip, Television
Tags: Florida Alabama, Florida vs. Alabama, Gary Danielson, Tim Brando, Verne Lundquist
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Verne’s getting tanked on Jim Beam and hitting a strip club tonight. Then he’s rolling to a nightclub with his home boys and getting lucky with a couple drunk college chicks.
Oh, Verne.
I see Lundquist’s man crush on Tebow finally overtaking him. I see him in his hotel room by himself beating his meat to replays of Tebow from the season.
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i DON’T GIVE A CRAP.I know he is always negative against alabama. he is full of s!!t. I can’t stand to hear or watch him.
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i DON’T GIVE A CRAP.I know he is always negative against alabama. he is full of s!!t. I can’t stand to hear or watch him.