THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GUYS took every program in the Big 12 and compared them to hot celebrities.

Nebraska - Cindy Crawford. At one time the “super” standard by which others followed, however with time became old and outdated as others “passed” on by. Distinctive features that cannot be removed - a mole and Tom Osbourne. Maybe their school became a Coke campus…

Oklahoma - Pamela Anderson. Big, brash and performance enhanced under Switzer. Spent time with lesser suitors. Got back up with a surprising year, but still can’t break back through with a big time win. Embarrassing “incidents” cost them money and respect.

Oklahoma State - Anna Nichole Smith. Married to famous oil billionaire. Famous outbursts, one in reality and one on reality TV. One hopes their future plays out a little differently.

Texas - Jenny McCarthy. America’s favorite girl. Well dressed. Larger than life. Many consider them annoying. Made it big when “matched” with the right show/QB. Steady performer. Enjoys yearly shootout with similar looking rival.

That Nebraska-Cindy Crawford comparison is fantastic.