Day: October 17, 2007

Those Patriots just don’t learn

Two more Patriots were caught “cheating” by the NFL and one of them happens to be a well-known quarterback who dates hot models. According to the Boston Globe, Pats QB Tom Brady and DL Ty Warren both received fines for not buckling their chinstrap in two separate games this season.

(Brady’s agent Don) Yee did not disclose how much Brady was fined, or in what game the violation occurred. Warren was fined $7,500 for not having his chinstrap buckled in a Sept. 23 game against the Bills.

The NFL must be trying to make this rule equivalent to states fining people for not wearing their seatbelts. They want to limit concussions and one precaution is to make sure players have their hats on tight. It’s understandable since they’re looking out for the best interest of the player, although $7,500 is a bit much.

All I know is that I really want a job fining players for uniform infractions. Sure, the players are going to be pissed at me, but the money must be really good because these guys get fined for everything.

Oh, the drama!

Just a few days after Lakers owner Jerry Buss said that he was willing to listen to trade offers for Kobe Bryant, the superstar had to deny reports that he had cleaned out his locker and that he had told Lakers personnel that he had played his final game for the team.

I got into a debate with my buddy (JC, a big Lakers fan) last night over the definition of the term “trading block.” He doesn’t think that Bryant is on the trading block, but I think he most definitely is.

After Kobe’s eruption more than four months ago, the Lakers said that they were not interested in trading Bryant. Those who need to get caught up on the chronology of the Kobe/Laker relationship should check out my column from early June. Anyway, for his part, Kobe was very quiet about his previous trade demands and acted as if he didn’t want to be a distraction for his team. (Though missing practice with an undefined “leg injury” doesn’t help.) Now the owner has shifted position, saying that he is willing to listen to offers for his unhappy superstar. That public statement is essentially an invitation for teams to start making offers. They are not necessarily trying to get rid of Bryant, nor are they going to give him away, but he’s certainly available in trade scenarios and that means he’s on the trading block.

Kobe has reportedly told people in his circle that Dallas is his #1 destination. He has a no-trade clause in his contract so he can veto any deal that doesn’t meet his approval. To a certain point, he holds the power because he can make life miserable for the Lakers until they agree to trade him. Normally, the Lakers wouldn’t trade him to a Western Conference team, but they may not have much of a choice.

Keep an eye on the Bulls. They have the pieces (Luol Deng plus Ben Gordon?) that might entice the Lakers to pull the trigger. The problem there is that Deng and Gordon are still on their rookie contracts, so salaries aren’t balanced in the trade and a third team would have to be involved. The Lakers will want to get a young All-Star (or two) and maybe a draft pick (or two) for Bryant. With the regular season less than two weeks away, it’s going to be really interesting to see if Kobe has indeed played his last game as a Laker.

What do you think? Do the Lakers trade him before the season? In season? Next summer?

SNL: Notre Dame/NBC Parody

In keeping with the previous spoof on Notre Dame’s poor season, here is a parody of a NBC/Notre Dame promo from the last episode of “Saturday Night Live.”

Pretty hilarious stuff. Weird seeing all those missed plays.

I always thought it was strange that NBC would marry a single college team like that. Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket…