Day: July 13, 2007

Please raise our children Gary Sheffield

Tigers’ outfielder Gary Sheffield has officially opened his mouth again, this time calling out Yankees’ manager Joe Torre, shortstop Derek Jeter and Giants’ outfielder Barry Bonds in an interview for HBO’s “Real Sports”, which will air next Tuesday.

In the interview according to ESPN.com, Sheffield insinuates Torre treats his white players with more respect and that they “get called in (Torre’s) office and treated like a man” when the manager needs to tell them something. Sheffield also noted that Jeter used to speak highly of Torre, but “It’s one thing that they treat (Jeter) a certain way; (Jeter doesn’t) feel what other people feel.” The cherry on top was that Sheffield essentially called Bonds out for taking steroids, while also clearing himself of any wrongdoing by stating, “steroids is something you stick in your butt” and, “I only took clear substances”.

Hey Gary, you do know that Baroid states he only took clear substances too, right? So you trying to separate yourself from him by saying you only took clear “substances”, essentially puts you on his level steroid-wise. And why the hell should any of us listen to you about Joe Torre playing racial favorites when you constantly go around with a chip on your shoulder about everything?

Vick scandal requires a wake-up call

Somewhat surprisingly, Michael Vick was not named in documents filed by investigators looking into the QB’s involvement in an alleged dogfighting ring. So now what? In my latest column for Bullz-Eye.com, I provide a wake-up call for Vick’s apologists, his critics and, more importantly, the media.

And yes, those of you experiencing a little déjà vu, I did to a blog about this a week ago. However, I go into more detail in the column and hey, who doesn’t like a little more detail right? I mean, there are people all over the world dying for more detail, and here I am handing it out for free.

Jesus lands in Los Angles

Anyone who tuned into ESPN News this afternoon saw that Jesus himself landed in Los Angles. It was amazing, they had a ticker-take ceremony complete a speech and the unveiling of Jesus’ #23 Los Angles Galaxy jersey.

Oh wait, I’m sorry, that was just soccer god David Beckham – totally got confused by the way ESPN broadcasted the event. Speaking of which, the best part of the ceremony – which I eventually turned off for free of boredom – was this little ditty Beckham dropped when delivering his speech:

“For me, the most important thing is my family. The second thing is the foot-soccer.”

That’s right David – you’re in America now homeboy, where soccer is only something we turn on when the channel was left on ESPN2 and the remote needs new batteries. By the way, for the seven or so people we actually saw the announcement, was it just me or did David look a about what to do with his hands? He looked like Ricky Bobby in the beginning of Talladega Nights.

Umpires beware: Cuban interested in Cubs

According to the Chicago Tribune, feisty Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has submitted an application to purchase the Cubs. However, some believe that Commissioner Bud Selig would balk at the idea of having the outspoken Cuban in the uptight, conservative world of MLB owners.

Personally I think this would be great for the game of baseball and for the Cubs. Cuban is a very successful owner, will do whatever it takes to win and although he’s a loudmouth, he’s very passionate…I think I just listed three things the Chicago Cubs ownership has never had. Could you imagine a freewheeling spender like Cuban in the capless MLB? Holy crap, he’d be handing out mega multiyear deals to top free agents like it was candy on Halloween. And it’s not like potential free agents are going to shy away from a big city like Chicago, which only helps the league trying to restore marketability.

The only bad thing I can see come out of this is Cuban getting a seat right behind home plate at Wrigley. If that happens, I’d hand in my resignation if I were an umpire – “Oh come on blue, that wasn’t even close to being a strike you sack of sh*t!”

Giants trying hard to screw up future

Apparently the San Francisco Giants don’t care much about winning seeing as how they’re closing in on a new multiyear deal with GM Brian Seabean. Those not familiar with Sabean’s work, allow me to highlight a couple of moves he’s made since getting SF to the World Series in 2002.

– Orchestrated the worst trade in the history of MLB, sending top closer Joe Nathan, 2006 rookie phenom Francisco Lirano, dependable starter Boof Bonser and cash to the Twins for catcher A.J. Pierzynski. No need to explain how this trade has worked out for both clubs.

– Traded young, promising reliever Jeremy Accardo to Toronto for Shea Hillenbrand and Vinnie Chulk. Hillenbrand lasted a half year while Accardo has outperformed Chulk.

– Outbid himself to sign Barry Bonds for $15.8 million this past offseason.

– Signed closer Armando Benitez to a huge 3-year, $21.5 million contract in 2004. When he wasn’t hurt, Benitez was terrible and Sabean finally had to rid of his mistake by trading him to Florida earlier this year.

– Worst of all, Sabean has absolutely refused to re-stock the farm system with young position players, instead loves to waste money on over the hill veterans like Dave Roberts, Rich Aurilia, Edgardo Alfonzo, Steve Finley and a slew of others.

The Giants haven’t made the playoffs since 2003 and it certainly hasn’t been all Sabean’s fault. Owner Peter Magowan’s infatuation with Bonds often handcuffs what Sabean can do in the offseason and to his credit, he has built a nice young pitching staff. However, with job security almost in hand, if Sabean once again refuses to rebuild the Giants – the trade deadline would be a good place to start – then this is a move that will set this team back for years to come.