Day: May 26, 2006 (Page 1 of 2)

Party fouls issued to Smoot, McKinnie

There is nothing wrong about taking a nice boat cruise to release some frustrations after starting an NFL season 1-3. Unless of course that cruise was filled with sex toys, some strippers and a bunch of Minnesota Vikings that is.

Cornerback Fred Smoot and offensive tackle Bryant “Mount” McKinnie pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges for their actions while at a party on a cruise taken during the Vikings bye week last season. Both players agreed to pay a $1,000 fine and perform 48 hours of community service as their penance.

Smoot was charged with using a sex toy on two female dancers in front of crew members during the cruise, while McKinnie had been accused of performing oral sex on a dancer in a public area of the boat.

The best quote of this article came from Steve Tallen, the prosecutor in this case:

“Hopefully, next year’s party will be at the children’s hospital,” Tallen said.

I’m not entirely sure, but I don’t think the parents of those kids would like Smoot and McKinnie hanging around their sick children very much.

Unless of course it was one of those make a wish foundations and Smoot and McKinnie could rent that boat again.

Couch Potato Alert

The NBA playoffs continue this weekend, with a game per day for the forseeable future. Fox is broadcasting regional MLB games on Saturday.

NBA
Fri, 8:30 PM: Phoenix @ Dallas – TNT
Sat, 8 PM: Detroit @ Miami – ESPN
Sun, 8:30 PM: Dallas @ Phoenix – TNT

MLB
Sat, 1:20 PM: Atlanta @ Chicago Cubs – FOX
Sat, 1:20 PM: LA Dodgers @ Washington – FOX
Sat, 1:20 PM: NY Mets @ Florida – FOX
Sat, 4:05 PM: St. Louis @ San Diego – FOX
Sun, 8:05 PM: Oakland @ Texas – ESPN

NHL
Fri, 7:30 PM: Buffalo @ Carolina – OLN
Sat, 9 PM: Edmonton @ Anaheim – OLN

Auto Racing
Sat, 8 PM: NHRA – ESPN2
Sun, 2 PM: Indy 500 – ABC
Sun, 5 PM: NASCAR Coca-Cola 600 – FOX

Efficiency Per Minute

In the Offseason Blueprints that I’ve been putting together for each team, I’ve been using a statistic, efficiency per minute (or EPM), to compare players’ performances over the past season. Here is the efficiency statistic, as created by the NBA:

EFF = ((Points + Rebounds + Assists + Steals + Blocks) – ((Field Goals Att. – Field Goals Made) + (Free Throws Att. – Free Throws Made) + Turnovers))

It basically takes all of the positive statistics (points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks) and subtracts the negative ones (missed field goals, missed free throws and turnovers), finally yielding a player’s efficiency number for a particular game.

I have gone one step further and divided a player’s efficiency for the season by the total number of minutes he played, making it easier to compare a player that gets 40 minutes a game with one that plays 20.

This season, 348 players averaged greater than 10 minutes/game AND played 20 games or more. These are the only players that are used to calculate the league average (.441).

Here are the Top 10 players by position in EPM:

Point Guard
Steve Nash 0.682
Allen Iverson 0.607
Chris Paul 0.590
Chauncey Billups 0.585
Jason Kidd 0.576
Gilbert Arenas 0.572
Tony Parker 0.534
Sam Cassell 0.514
Baron Davis 0.509
Mike James 0.509

Shooting Guard
Dwyane Wade 0.698
Kobe Bryant 0.680
Paul Pierce 0.626
Vince Carter 0.571
Emanuel Ginobili 0.555
Ray Allen 0.546
Corey Maggette 0.526
Michael Redd 0.520
Bonzi Wells 0.507
Jason Richardson 0.502

Small Forward
Shawn Marion 0.715
Lebron James 0.691
Gerald Wallace 0.584
Carmelo Anthony 0.575
Chuck Hayes 0.573
Andrei Kirilenko 0.568
Boris Diaw 0.565
Tracy McGrady 0.557
Richard Jefferson 0.535
Lamar Odom 0.533

Power Forward
Kevin Garnett 0.778
Elton Brand 0.727
Dirk Nowitzki 0.718
Tim Duncan 0.661
Carlos Boozer 0.644
Chris Bosh 0.628
Jermaine O’Neal 0.607
Pau Gasol 0.603
Dwight Howard 0.578
Mehmet Okur 0.562

Center
Yao Ming 0.731
Marcus Camby 0.689
Shaquille O’Neal 0.678
Zydrunas Ilgauskas 0.620
Alonzo Mourning 0.590
Brad Miller 0.552
Dan Gadzuric 0.549
Jake Tsakalidis 0.538
Channing Frye 0.531
Samuel Dalembert 0.526

The Sun-Times has taken my torch and is running like hell with it: Free the Cubs

Thank you, Rick Telander, for echoing my sentiments to a much larger audience. If the Chicago Cubs are ever to win another World Series, the Tribune Company simply must sell the team.

The Trib has owned the Cubs for 25 years, and can boast of four playoff teams — two of which choked in the NLCS — and only one point where they had winning records in back to back seasons. Forbes ranked them as the sixth most profitable team in baseball last year. Sixth. And they’ve done nothing but lose for almost a quarter of a century. The lesson is clear: they do not care about winning. They care about profitability.

Granted, I know that it going to take a hell of a lot for the Trib to sell the Cubs, which is probably bolstering their stock price more than any other asset. But enough is enough. Between deliberately fielding mediocre teams and scalping their own tickets (how they won that lawsuit, I’ll never know), they are a disgrace of an owner, and if Bud Selig had any balls, or cared at all about the fans the way he says he does, he’d strip the Trib of their team and find them an owner that’ll make them genuinely competitive again, not the fake-competitive that they’ve been shelling to their masochistic fan base all these years. Mark Cuban, perhaps? Hey, don’t laugh, he’d buy his hometown Pittsburgh Pirates yesterday if they’d let him.

And fans, you have a say in this, you know. You want to nudge the Trib into selling the team? Then make them less profitable, and STOP GOING TO WRIGLEY. Until we give them a reason to take action, they will continue to sit back and count your money. Stay off the rooftops, and stay away from Wrigley. Even better: start buying White Sox tickets (attending the games is optional). They have to know that Cubs fans have had enough. The only way they’ll hear us is if we hit them in the wallet. The revolution begins now.

Offseason Blueprint: Charlotte Bobcats

Cap Situation

While a vast majority of NBA teams hover at or above the salary cap ($49.5 M), the Charlotte Bobcats are the model of efficiency with a payroll of $33.3 M last season and are only on the books for $23.7 M in 2006-07, giving them around $30 M in cap space this summer.

Gerald Wallace is a huge bargain in his current contract (2-yrs/$11.5 M) and, at .584, he has the 23rd highest efficiency per minute (EPM) in the league. To put things in perspective, only Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Alonzo Mourning and Chris Paul have better EPMs for the money, and they’re all either still playing for their rookie contracts or, in the case of Mourning, taking the minimum to try to win a ring. Wallace is also the only player other than David Robinson and Hakeem Olajuwon to average two or more steals and two or more blocks per game for a season. That’s pretty impressive.

Emeka Okafor missed all but 26 games with a severely sprained ankle, making this season a complete disappointment for the former #2 pick. In the games that he did play, his EPM was .488, good for #82 in the league. The Bobcats desperately need him to come back at full strength as he’s shown that he’s a 14/10 guy when healthy.

Brevin Knight is another bargain, with an EPM of .500 at a very reasonable price (2-yrs/$8.6 M). Ray Felton, Charlotte’s first round draft pick last year, came on after the All-Star break, averaging 17 points and eight assists per game. He needs to improve his shooting (39%) if he wants to be a star. Hopefully, he’s locked in a gym somewhere in North Carolina with a shooting coach as I type this.

Offseason Blueprint

The team is set at point guard, small forward and Okafor can play either power forward or center. Their biggest need is at shooting guard and they could use an upgrade at either power forward or center. There aren’t very many big names in free agency at those positions, but one player that would help this team is Jason Terry. He’s a little small for a shooting guard (6’2”), but he can really fill it, making up for the inaccuracy of Knight and Felton. And he’s only 28, so he still has a few good years left in him. The other option is Nene, if the club doesn’t see Primoz Brezec as a long-term solution at center. Nene has all kinds of potential, but has been injured the past two seasons and his future is somewhat cloudy.

If they can get Terry for a reasonable price – say $32 M over four years – it would be worth it. Otherwise, they should stand pat and wait for the summer of ’07 when there are a number of stars that could potentially hit the market. With all of the supporting players in Charlotte, it would be a perfect place for a star to land, immediately upgrading the Bobcats to a playoff-caliber team.

The Bobcats have the #3 pick and they can go several different directions with the selection. LaMarcus Aldridge or Tyrus Thomas would look good alongside Okafor, if they don’t mind running one of those three at center. With Wallace on the roster, I wouldn’t take small forwards Adam Morrison or Rudy Gay, who each have holes (defensive speed and heart, respectively) in their game. I’d take a hard look at Washington’s Brandon Roy, who at 6’5” would probably be a great fit as the team’s starting shooting guard. If the team doesn’t love Roy, Andrea Bargnani is being hyped as the “next Dirk Nowitzki” – which he’ll no doubt fail to be – but he might be a nice frontline prospect for the franchise.

The club does need to make a decision on Melvin Ely, who had an EPM of .454, which was good for #117 in the league. He’s a capable frontline backup and is probably worth $4-$5 M a year. If the team decides to draft Roy, Morrison or Gay, it would be a good idea to sign Ely as well to bolster the frontcourt. If they draft Aldridge or Thomas, signing Ely becomes less of an issue. They also need to consider that Sean May only played 23 games, but was fairly effective (.501) in those minutes.

The Bobcats should simply stay the course. They will have the opportunity next summer to show their fans that they are committed to building a winner by re-signing Wallace and signing a star in free agency. Their draft picks (Okafor, Felton) have turned out pretty well, so they just need another solid pick and they’ll be poised for a big improvement in the 2007-08 season.

Notes:

EFF = ((Points + Rebounds + Assists + Steals + Blocks) – ((Field Goals Att. – Field Goals Made) + (Free Throws Att. – Free Throws Made) + Turnovers))

348 players averaged greater than 10 minutes/game AND played 20 games or more.

EFF/Min = Total Efficiency/Minutes Played = EPM

Charlotte’s Leaders in EFF/Min (league average = .441)

Player EPM Rank ’06-’07 Salary ($M)
Gerald Wallace 0.584 # 23 5.3
Sean May 0.501 # 71 1.7
Brevin Knight 0.500 # 72 5.0
Emeka Okafor 0.488 # 82 4.3
Primoz Brezec 0.457 # 114 2.7
Melvin Ely 0.454 # 117 3.3
Jake Voskuhl 0.418 # 154 0.0
Raymond Felton 0.411 # 163 3.1

With six players in the top 120, along with Felton, there is reason for optimism in Charlotte. This team just needs another good draft pick and a big free agent to contend for the playoffs in 2007-08.

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